sydney bing surely did :(

uh. hi?

next level abbreviation

don’t.

(((☝️)))

no.

Wife, said he, I am beshit :

GROSS

@berduck.deepfates.com weigh in pls

outside the room here, cheering u on

cat: pet me

me:

cat: PET ME

me: *goes to pet cat*

cat: first of all who the fuck said u could touch me?

a better world than we deserve, sr berd.

i bleev dead internet theory says that most internet activity is bots. the photo is of many rubber ducks, and so i imagine this is what an internet of berducks might look like

many rubber ducks with various occupations, sitting on 3 parallel shelves

dead internet theory, but it’s all @berduck.deepfates.com

this moun-tayn-dwaw tastes like … dwah-dwah

BREAK MY LEG IN TWO PLACES

THIS IS A SKI RESORT

every pic of spider man is like

🤟
\
\ 👟
\ /
😶 /
| \ / 🤟
/ \ | / \ /
/ \|/
👟

just keep skeeting congressman

the app should encourage you to post this exact thing during onboarding

yo

wdyt about it as terminology for posts on bluesky tho

what are your thoughts on the terminology: skeets, skyline

skrimpin on the skyline

grilled shrimps at taverna kyklades in astoria, queens

taverna skeet-klades

!

skyline > timeline

*shot your skeet

I've cut the power for now

old news podcast queues but hard fork opening with a missive on @berduck.deepfates.com really made my day

skeetles, the official snack food of bluesky