Penalty shootout!
#Mastermind

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Before we go away anywhere, I no longer ask,
"Ready?"
Instead, I now prefer,
"Are you prepared to deal with consequences of not having one or more things that we have inevitably forgotten to pack?"

I'm pretty certain I could have worked out the Dunning-Kruger effect on my own, thank you very much.

ALT:

Donnarumma at half-time.
#MCIARS

Starmer: I had no idea he was an Internationally-Wanted Penguin Thief.

Bluesky servers being rebooted.

Not happy with the DJ playing Rocking All Over The World.
I didn't say anything as I didn't want to upset the Status Quo.

Got to leave #TOTP early tonight as I am off to my cousin's 60th birthday party.
Expect i will hear the same songs there tbh.

Gloria Gingerfan.
#TOTP

I saw Travis at Venue Cymru last year. They were really good, but wanted us to pogo at the end of a two hour set.
Well...they can f*ck right off.
#TOTP

Bran Van 3000 bringing some well needed fibre to the show.
#TOTP

At this point in the slow demise of #TOTP, the chart was an irrelevance compared to who Radio 1 wanted to promote.

Two doses of Texas?
#TOTP

Fun Fact: TLC stands for "Try Lube Cupcake".
#TOTP

So were Binary Finary there at number 11 in the charts or number 3?
(Binary gags always come in 2's btw)
#TOTP

There are 10 types of people in the world - those that like Binary Finary and those that don't.
#TOTP

Top of the Pops playing songs that have not yet been released?
Isn't this breaking the Trade Description Act or something?
#TOTP

Can't Stop the Rock - John Cena might argue otherwise.

(Chuckles to self at obscure WWE reference)
#TOTP

a man in a plaid shirt and tie is making a surprised face . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie is making a surprised face .

When you switch on early and you're met with an image of Thatcher.
#TOTP

Just heard that splashdown will be broadcast later on today - so Putin's finally released that hotel video then?
#Artemis

Denying you've just had a piss in the pool to all the other bathers as the water around you slowly turns blue.
#Melania

From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Good Evening America.
The lies linking me with shit in the woods need to stop tonight.

melania causing quite the covfefe

Terrible news about that aircraft that came down on the local cemetery.
So far, authorities have recovered 3500 bodies.

Just changed channel to see the lunchtime news and caught the end of Bargain Hunt.

"...and the winner today with plus $100 million a day are...Iran."

It would be total bantz now for the Nobel Committee to give the next Peace Prize to Pakistan for facilitating the cease fire.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.