She doesn’t know I’m using a slight variation of the meta Suicune deck to climb ranked

Maybe the microplastics are flavoring

I don’t know how to explain this but Coke Zero from the bottle is leagues better than Coke Zero from the can

Why is that the app I’m forced to have on my phone for submitting maintenance requests to my apt can use notifications to advertise AT&Ts shitty service to me

I get that Carrie Fisher has passed and Harrison Ford wants nothing to do with Star Wars anymore but that’s ok, episodes 7-9 don’t even have to mention the Skywalkers. Why can’t we have a new trilogy about the New Republic?

Imagine all the new revenue from ticket sales + merch + licensing

Disney/Lucasfilm has so much to gain and so little to lose by redo-ing them

I said it after Episode 8 came out and I’ll say it again: the best thing Disney/Lucasfilm can do for Star Wars is to admit mea culpa about Episodes 7-9 and redo them, this time planning the plot of the entire trilogy beforehand

Slightly hungover and about to go on a run at a pace that I cannot maintain for seven miles

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Turns out they don’t really make birthday cards for SOs when you haven’t yet told each other you love them but also want something more than “Have An Awesome Day!!!!”

Soft launching my IBS by looking like I’ve seen a ghost anytime she mentions Chipotle

Nearly had a Charmander God Pack

My uber driver is absolutely flying right now, mans just shaved 13 min off of the eta

Got my five win streak with a Darkrai-Magnezone deck, feel like I need to take a shower #PTCGP

Just pulled my first ever two star non rainbow border EX card in #PTCGP #Pocket and of course it’s a Probopass

See the key to Bluesky if you’re missing tw*tt*r and you’re upset it feels like something is missing is to not actually read any posts on here and to just conscious stream shit post. Eventually doing enough of that will make this place the same

It be somebody’s birthday every god damn day

This is going to sound insane but considering the cars livery, this was Lewis’ opportunity to do a blue helmet

“RED BULL” across the front wing looks so much better than BYBIT

So if the INEOS branding is still on the inside of the front wing end plate on the Mercedes, and since they own a huge chunk of the team, then surely they would have insisted on more of their red on the car? #F1 #F175

lol they cannot be teasing a literal script #F1 #F175

Except for maybe missing a driver number on the nose

Ive been joking this whole time but the McLaren livery is exactly the same as last year no? #F1 #F175

I forget exactly how it went but one of my favorite tweets of all time was something like “f1 twitter heads in 1996 when McLaren comes out with the same livery for the 16th year in a row”

McLaren releasing the same livery for the 4th year in a row #F1 #F175

“We Belong To Racing” is both the dumbest but yet the most authentic slogan Ferrari could have

Officially revealing myself on this account to be a Lewis fan #F1 #F175

LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON LARBALESTIER HAMILTON