If Rocket Raccoon wrote a haiku
You pet me again
I’ll chop your hand off and sow
It to your asshole
#GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #marvel #marvelcomics #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #ComicBook #comicbooks
If Bruce Banner wrote a haiku
I am a time bomb
Death is a few ticks away
so don’t tick me off
#hulk #marvel #avengers #marvelcomics #comicbooks #comicbook #poem #poetry #micropoem #senryu
If Mystique wrote a haiku
Shifting faces for
lovers will leave you feeling
blue beneath your skin
#haiku #poem #senryu #xmen #nightcrawler #destiny #marvel #marvelcomics #poetry #micropoem #micropoetry
If Juggernaut wrote a haiku
Get out of my way
All you punks can’t stop me, I’m
the Juggernaut bitch
#juggernaut #xmen #marvel #MarvelComics #haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #poetry #micropoetry #comic #comicbooks #comicbook
♥️🖤💚
If Sabretooth wrote a haiku for Wolverine:
Happy birthday runt
Left you a little present
Gift wrapped it in blood
#xmen #wolverine #sabretooth #marvel #MarvelComics #poetry #poem #haiku #senryu #comics #comicbooks #micropoetry #micropoem
If Nightcrawler wrote a haiku:
Every night I pray
When God doesn’t answer, I
disappear in smoke
#xmen #xmen97 #MarvelComics #nightcrawler #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #comics #comicbook
If Storm wrote a haiku:
The sky is my throne
Wind carries me on its back
Thunder screams my name
#storm #xmen #xmen97 #marvel #comics #comicbooks #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #superhaiku #micropoetry #micropoem
If Cyclops wrote a haiku:
Protect all mutants
There are no shades of grey when
all I see is red
#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #micropoetry #haiku #senryu #cyclops #comicbooks #comics #marvel
If Gambit wrote a haiku:
Life is like a game
Bet on yourself mon ami
Play the cards you’re dealt
#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #marvel #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #comicbooks #micropoem #micropoetry #comicbook
If Rogue wrote a haiku:
Handshakes, hugs, kisses
Can’t feel, but still got feelings
It aint fair sugah
#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #poetry #xmen #marvel #marvelcomics #comicbooks #comic
If Robin wrote a haiku:
He dresses me up
Calls me sidekick. When I die
he’ll just replace me
#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #poetry #batman #dccomics #comics #comicbook
If Thanos wrote a haiku:
Isn’t she lovely
Have you ever admired death
I’ll give her your world
#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #avengers #marvel #thanos #comicbooks #comics
If Thor wrote a haiku:
This is beneath me
I am the god of Thunder
Not god of haikus
#haiku #senryu #poetry #micropoem #marvel #comicbook #Thor
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Bane wrote a haiku for Batman:
You can’t hide Batman
Darkness won’t save you from me
blowing your back out
#haiku #senryu #micropoem #poetry #poem #dccomics #comicbooks
If Charles Xavier wrote a haiku:
Submit to my mind
Give me your secrets, desires
To me my X-Men
#haiku #senryu #micropoem
#poetry #marvel #comicbook #poem
#FuckCharlesXavierAllMyHomiesHateCharlesXavier
If Emma Frost wrote a haiku:
They can’t shine like me
Pressure makes diamonds darling
but I’m never pressed
#haiku #senryu #xmen #comicbooks #marvel #poetry #micropoem
If Wolverine wrote a haiku:
A healing factor
can’t mend a broken heart but
beer certainty can
#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #micropoem #wolverine #Marvel
If Mr. Freeze wrote a haiku:
You won’t know true cold
until you wake up without
your lover beside
#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #comicbook #batman #dccomics
If Daredevil wrote a haiku:
You label me blind
but I read heartbeats like books
and see right through you
#haiku #poem #poetry #Marvel #comicbook
If Hulk wrote a haiku:
It’s always Hulk smash
But puny friends never ask
How is Hulk doing
#poem #poetry #haiku #Marvel
If Batman wrote a haiku:
The night bends to me
I am what the moon hides from
what the monsters fear
#haiku #poetry #Batman #DCComics
Didn’t cry when Hulk
Hogan died, but I’ll shed tears
when Mark Henry does
#haiku #MarkHenry #FuckHulkHoganAllMyHomiesHateHulkHogan #Poetry
@jonathankermah.bsky.social you absolutely cooked on the X-men draft pod👏👏👏
Katy Perry asks
“Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag?” Bitch no.
#Haiku #Poetry #Poem #Firework #KatyPerrySucks #ChiefKeefBetter
Produced a podcast
with Pete Buttigeg as guest
BoomerLennials
#haiku #podcast #PeteButtigeg #poetry #politics
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
