"we made it unpleasant to look at on purpose" is never the defense people should turn to

We do not disparage the King of Monsters in this house, even in jest.

Otherwise he'll become a vessel for Nanking ghosts and do a(morally justified but ethically questionable) series of rampages about it.

supercoffee is slang for meth in rehobeth, alabama

party on, garth

it's cool how there's someone whose actual job it is to ensure that if anyone did this for me, it'd be logged as evidence as to why i no longer qualify for healthcare

i was so sure that was going to be oversized crown royal bag AS a shirt and i feel like it's disrespectful that you didn't finish the sentence the way you should've

this person works for Tim Pool and is thereby an actual paid russian asset

give this person no attention and assume it is your enemy on sight

i'm honestly surprised more of the discourse hasn't been of the "hey that kid looks incredibly fucking creepy and weird and maybe chasing fidelity is actually exclusively producing uncanny valley shit now and we should pump the brakes" variety

because that is my only feeling about the game

...no.

Godzilla is an adoptive father. Godzilla's only hermaphroditic in the 1998 Roland Emmerich depiction, which is the only time Godzilla has reproduced(and that depiction was later canonized as another entity, Zilla/Jira).

(and no, we did not have any species at that rescue that were endemic to an area populated with a massive wall of calatheas.)

hey man calatheas rule the first rescue I worked at had a calathea hand-painted wall mural all over the interior("to help the animals feel at home")

where are you going to put it

maybe that's how i actually lost my eye

等価交換 might be real after all

This is one of the very few frequent points of friction in my marriage; my wife is exactly this sort of coper for her ADHD and it will lead into her walking away mid-conversation to start doing something else

i'm still not great at reacting to it if i'm honest but i do get the struggle

oh fuck lmao

in any office scenario I know of this means you'd be getting an annoying email from HR tomorrow

...in any place i've worked it'd mean someone would be knocking on your door the second the delivery driver pulled off

second day eating a pork tenderloin and some rice, wife said it was a "depressing color palette", so i dumped some canned peas in

evidently that made it worse

whatever man i ain't a michelin chef all the time

amazon also really loves the [Flesh Squelches] onomatopoeia explainer and, most especially in game of thrones, it outpaces some proper nouns

amazon in particular loves having subtitles that extend into the next scene cut and will straight up break tension 99% of the time, and COMPLETELY SPOIL moments that are supposed to be sudden surprises or otherwise well-timed jokes

i rarely believe in paying for anything that isn't a physical object just on the basis that rules are for fools, but one of the few places i have an actual reason for it is the subtitle thing

streaming services all think "proper subtitle timing" is some kind of tax they can avoid

look into medical transcriptionist jobs

usually a few available, all sitting, some even allow wfh, minimal training, decent monthly salary at entry level, only require typing skill

it's fine a bruised butthole and a bruised esophagus at the same time just reminds me of college

mankind has been insufferable since its birth

this is an agency paperwork term, not a coffee table term

all of this just to deter gina when you know she runs around with her eyes closed anyway

first thing i'm doing if i ever break in is making as many of them racist as i can

fucken scooby doo painting setup-ass wallpaper

bro what in the fuck is this wallpaper why you sleeping in a panopticon bro what the hell

vieca

hen

mal de ojo

smugly smugging about how well my stalker has forced me to conceal my actual face without examining how horrific that is for this one specific circumstance

y'all ever wrong hole some food and then while you're coughing you fall and wrong hole a piece of furniture's edge and then wrong hole some water in surprise and then wrong hole the hole the wrong wrhole the wrs whrwe the hwo wht wrong

the color grading on this print is actually legitimately painful