Angus Taylor Trapped In Office For 3 Hours After Confusing Push With Pull The Coalition’s so-called potential saviour, Angus Taylor, has spent a harrowing 3 hours trapped in his parliamentary office are confusing push with pull when trying to open the door. ”It’s not the…

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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters Australia’s most popular party (allegedly), One Nation, has called for a nation wide ban on writer’s festivals, claiming that they discriminate against those voters who are unable to re…

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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board 2026 has started with a bang for the fringe, extreme right party, One Nation, with 9 out of 10 adulterers nominating them as their party of choice to lead the country. ”Pauline tells it like …

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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services Failed former Treasurer, Josh Frydenberg, best remembered for leaving behind a near trillion dollar deficit and being part of the Government that initiated Robodebt, has defended his decision to us…

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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade American authorities have today revealed that the much speculated upon Epstein files are nothing more than a list of countries that the United States should invade. ”Democrats and other bad p…

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Barnaby Unsure Why Trump Invaded Voo Voo Zella But Supports Him None The Less One Nation’s spokesperson for foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has released a statement that says that while he’s not sure why Donald Trump chose to invade Voo Voo Zella (sic) he support…

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Son Fears Christmas Card Not Really Written By Parents’ Cat A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty s…

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Son Fears Christmas Card Not Really Written By Parents’ Cat A shire man suspects that a Christmas present and card that he received today from his mum and dad’s cat may not actually have been bought, wrapped up and written by the pet. “Mittens is a pretty s…

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Sales Of Lollies, Puppies And White Vans Surge After Under 16’s Go Offline Retailers are celebrating this week after sales of lollies, puppies and white vans have surged following the implementation of the under 16’s social media ban. ”It’s been a great …

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Nation In Hysterics After Barnaby Announces That One Nation Will Stand For Family Values Australians have sent a massive thank you to serial adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, for making them laugh in the lead up to Christmas, with his claim that he will bring family values to One Nation. &#822…

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Woman With Christmas Shopping Already Done Overdoses On Smugness A woman is in a critical condition in a Sydney hospital after taking an overdose of smug whilst declaring to her friends that she had completed all of her Christmas shopping several weeks before th…

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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives A local feline has expressed horror at the prospect of spending any of its next eight lives as the pet of the crazy cat lady it is living with in this life. “I’d rather come back as a rat catcher o…

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One Nation In Uproar After Discovering Barnaby’s New Zealand Roots Australia’s leading party for racists, One Nation, have gone in to meltdown this week after learning that their prized new recruit, Barnaby Joyce, has New Zealand roots. ”Look, what can…

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Sky news To Throw A Christmas Party For It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, have announced that it will be throwing a Christmas party for it’s viewers, all 6 of them. Guests will be treated to a medley of songs from host …

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Lil’ Malcom Roberts Chucks A Tanty And Screams At Pauline That Barnaby Is Not His Real Dad Senator (yep, really) lil’ Malcolm Roberts from One Nation has not taken the news of Barnaby Joyce’s upcoming defection to the party well. With reports emerging that he was seen at Tugg…

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Drunk Adulterer Rumoured To Join Racist Bigot As Early As Today The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is rumoured to announce today that he will be joining Australia’s biggest racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, as a member of …

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Barnaby Tipped To Break Up Another Marriage The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped this week to end his long-running marriage to the Nationals and slink off into the arms of Pauline Hanson’s O…

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Australia’s Racist Aunty Pauline Hits The Christmas Sherry Early Australia’s racist Aunty, Pauline Hanson, has been sent home from work early after hitting the Christmas sherry a little hard at lunch and then heading to work dressed up in a burqa. ”A…

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Billionaire With Daddy Issues Who Likes To Punch On In Public Takes Pot Shot At Multi-Election Winning Premier Billionaire, James ‘Don’t Call Me Jamie’ Packer, has appeared on a podcast to have a sook and attack multi-election winning Premier, Dan Andrews, after the Premier dare asked lil&…

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Hastie Still Tossing Up Whether To Knife Sussan Now Or Have a Holiday First Then Bone Her Next Year The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing …

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Australia Set To Hit Net Zero After Managing To Use The Anger From Sky News To Power The Grid Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Au…

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Pauline Invites Barnaby Over To Share A Fresh Batch Of Prison Wine Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of p…

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Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to …

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Barnaby Says Jump, SS Ley And The Coalition Ask How High? The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS…

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Coalition Announce New Slogan: What Barnaby Wants Barnaby He Gets, Also Announce A Ban On Monogamy Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a r…

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Sussan Brings The Coalition Back To Canberra So They Can Vote To Appease Barnaby Joyce Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies …

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Richo, John Laws, Nation’s Bookies Release Odds On Who They Think Will Be Next. Following the deaths of notorious Australians, John Laws and Graham ‘Richo’ Richardson, the nation’s bookies have opened up the market on which prominent Australian will be next. …

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John Laws’ Estate Puts Out Tender For Sponsorship Of His Funeral Calling For Cash For Coffin The estate of the late radio great, John Laws, has put out to tender sponsorship for the shock jock’s funeral, asking for cash for coffin. ”This is a great opportunity for businesses to…

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Breaking: ''This is my leader, and I'm ambitious for her,'' declares Sarah Henderson. #auspol #libspill

Hanson Comes Back From America Full Of Ideas, Asks One Of Her Advisors To Get A Brain Worm Like RFK Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas…

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