It's not real apartheid unless it's from the Stellenbosch vineyards, it's just sparking racism.

Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.

"There wasn't a dry seat in the house"

Will nobody think of the bar?

Fabulous marshalling opportunity at Middle Temple for student members who have started the Bar Course. www.middletemple.org.uk/education-tr...

It's A-Ga-Doo, isn't it?

I join this most urgent plea for the immediate safe release of Dr Hossam Abu Safiya and all detained health workers together with an immediate compliance with ICJ order and an end to the targeting of hospitals

#FreeDrHussamAbuSafiya

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.

Eurotrip - keep Matt Damon.
Ocean's Eleven - keep Andy García.
The Parent Trap - keep Elaine Hendrix.
The Hobbit (2012-2014) - Keep Sir Ian McKellen.
The Fifth Element - keep Chris Tucker.
EEAAO - keep Michelle Yeoh.

It's correct already
PayPal Infallibility.

You heard the man. It’s a funny film.

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Here you go.. .
www.perplexity.ai/search/descr...

It was an accidental "best of linked in".

Now tell us about your b2b marketing, and kissing the kids at 430 am.

It's called "There's Somebody At the Door". (David Fincher, 2026).

Truffle = Old Pants

Unless you want two sarcophagi.

Very wearing.

Ah Discount Dulwich.

I am sorry all I can think of is Count Arthur Strong.

How do you think the people looking for porn will feel if they get sent to the BBC ?

It needs Toby Young.

Portrait of the composer Handel with a exclamation sign on his face

Invalid Händel

I will subscribe if you promise all staff will be Oompa Loompas.

Picture says 'invalid handle'

Anyone know why this might be happening? Won't let me change it, and it was my only and original name on here (and not dodgy)

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Take my money

watch my film on Amazon Prime because I've got literally nothing else going on in my life and I exclusively measure my self-worth in how well this does

Should have been Kyra Sedgwick Closer.

Ah the BrendaVerse.