they fucked it. half the sentences I type out it replaces a properly spelled word with a random word + a fragment of another for no discernible reason

does she think gas, the state of matter, is a product of the gas industry?

Born Strippy: Burlesque and the London Techno Scene, 1993-98

In the audio version, Swan goes on at length about how he thinks a lot of it is misdiagnosis because doctors are so quick to diagnose ADHD 🥳

Well unless we kill it, we’re all fucked. So what are you doing, champ

At the end of the movie, Bolsonaro and the hospital kiss

“I’m doing my part” starship troopers / helldivers meme

I hate him enough for the next man

I hated this but it was funny

Look this is beside the point but can you imagine explaining Pauly Shore to someone who’s seen a lot of 90s films and (somehow) not come across him? It would seem like you were having a psychotic break

do you know how much you havr to suck for the FRENCH GOVERNMENT to call you out for discrimination

Same. Extraordinary gag density too

guys, this is how you lose the time war

the time has come, the doctor said
to give up many things
like fancy shoes and standing gigs
and bags that work like slings

High court scraps Victorian political donation laws that created loophole for Labor and Coalition Section of state’s electoral act that introduced caps on political donations but carved out an exemption for major parties ruled unconstitutional

Rare outbreak of common sense: the High Court has scrapped Victoria’s political donation reforms, which were meant to shore up the major parties’ financial advantage over increasingly popular minor parties and independents www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I wasn’t sure if there was a chance of appeal, but it seems like there isn’t from how it’s being reported. Rad.

damn that is actually huge if that decision stands

ok, interesting, thanks!

not to be crude but where do people piss? are there toilets set up in the lot?

they’ll be so brave that they’ll only adopt part of it

Liberals to import cheap foreign pork

feel for those students too. Imagine paying your fees and the professor is a nepo hire with a cert IV in photography

gone are the days of gleaning

Harper has to stop saying reasonable things, it feels weird agreeing with him

I did laugh at that, mostly because I think Barry believes it. I’ve known some much more qualified people who I wouldn’t trust to correctly read the cooking instructions on a can of soup.

we found out that chocolate tastes better when it’s shaped like an egg and we just stopped there? i’m gonna win the science oscar for jamming a bike pump in a babybel

how do you feel about other peppers?

would love the Matildas to sneak in a game v nigeria!

Obviously it’s very cowardly to contribute to the war like this while making sad faces at the cameras, but it’s also politically very stupid when the war is so unpopular domestically and Trump is still going to publicly yell at you for “not helping”

Found out you can cure depression by buying a kitkat chunky and using it as a mic to sing ‘I got a kitkat chunky’ like you’re dizzee rascal

A lot of people talk shit about lawyers but my buddy has been sleeping with a VCAT lawyer for a while and now he’s immune to landlords