Driving on the freeway always makes me feel like I should be a different kind of person.

Like obviously I should be the kind of person who drives a pickup truck.

After all, I love packing my belongings haphazardly, almost as much as I love making everyone around me feel concerned for their safety.

the temptation to find every 35-40 year old male comedian from 10 years ago who insisted that the real evils were woke women and not being able to use the R slur anymore
to shine a flashlight directly into their corneas and ask
DID IT WORK? DID ALIGNING WITH FASCISM BRING YOUR HAIR BACK??

Simmering with resentment as I learn the patience and skills needed to teach because

“you can look up how to do that online”

now translates to

“ask ai, get frustrated at its incompetence, then ask me again but more rudely after having done irreversible damage to our planet in the process”

Well MAYBE I wouldn’t insist on bringing my DOG everywhere if we were a PROPER society that still travelled via HORSEBACK so I wouldn’t be tempted to bring my DOG with me because I’d already have my HORSE have you ever thought of THAT

Who’s the fool for going to clown college now?? Let’s see AI juggle bowling pins. They can’t even make a pie, let alone throw one.

So this game is about how unresolved cycles of grief can lead to us lying to everyone including ourselves and by this game I mean Pokotopia

Nancy Drew and the Curious Case of Which One of You Fuckers Sold My Data

The depth of commercial sponsorship influencing American culture is so insidious.
-Sears Tower = Sears, Roebuck & Co.
-Wrigley Field = Wrigley Gum,
-Oscars = Oscar Meyer Weiner Inc.,
-etc

Time is a flat circle that my dog was playing with earlier and now I don’t know what piece of furniture it’s under I’ve been crawling around all day trying to find it where did it go

Listen I love d&d

But I also love the shattered look of misery I once saw on a man’s face when I called d&d “basically improv”

High School Reunions are the real Gender Reveal Parties

Too often I think we view misogyny through the lens of women’s responsibility—do women cause misogyny, how can women avoid misogyny, how can we blame women, always—instead of recognizing that there is literally no way to opt out of or avoid misogyny entirely, because our whole society is built on it

“The ai seems to have gained consciousness”

“The ai is acting on its own”

“The ai seems to have anxiety”

I’ll bet you $20 these scientists or whatever have deeply unhappy children

Apparently it’s “in bad taste” to blame everything that happens in the Resident Evil franchise on the Kennedy Curse.

Someone out there is the judgmental former high school gym coach that Chris Fleming is trying to impress every time he decides to hold a plank while telling a joke.

I firmly believe Brian K Vaughn and Adrian Alphona's Runaways is one of Marvel's strongest runs ever. I'd die for Old Lace.

So I was delighted to talk about these teens on the Stories That Stick podcast.

Stories That Stick's cover art for their discussion of Marvel's The Runaways.

Can six LA teens take down their supervillain parents? Chad is joined by @jakyllnheidi.bsky.social to discuss this beloved Marvel comic and Jesus in the 616.

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If I ran a hospital near and around Raccoon City, I would simply argue that chainsaws are not a necessary tool to have on the premises to carry out modern medical care

Now let’s see which panel of that hieronymus bosch painting i woke up in today.The third one? Always the third one.

Soup thermos. Like coffee thermos, but for soup. Larger mouth hole for soup ingredients. Reusable unlike those cursed Campbell’s plastic things. Opaque so strangers think it’s coffee. Soup thermos.

ANTM doc was shocking right??

In season 1 of Project Runway, a winning design is chosen based on whose model was most willing to sexually provoke a page six writer

Olympics: look at this man run as fast as he can

Winter Olympics: we flung this guy off a big ramp bro it was sick he’ll be fine when he lands there’s snow

“What if I told you that you were in a cave”

Okay

“And that cave is all you’ve ever known, other than the shadow puppets telling stories on the cave wall”

I think I’ve heard this one before

“And the shadow puppets are controlled by billionaire pedofi—“

Oh no a twist

“I’m gonna clean up my digital footprint”

*posts the word devilcum*

EAT REAL FOOD

BUT ALSO THE OIL FROM PRESSED SEEDS IS DEVILCUM

The purple-faced men who lose their breath just trying to breathe

who are also in charge of our government’s Eat Real Food campaign

have notoriously baby-brained reactions to plant-based diets

Trying a new self help fad called Having a Little Scream. It’s like going for a little walk, but instead of a little walk it’s a short little scream. Day 3 and i am Fine. not better but Fine.

Disinterested in all sport events except X Games and Winter Olympics because Look How Fast and Far I Can Fling My Entire Body is relatable motivation, I understand WHY we’ve all gathered to witness this sport

Feeling paralyzed from doing other tasks because you have something on your schedule later in the day is not in fact a sign of adhd.

It’s instead a natural mammalian response to scheduled events, during which our bodies know that they should actually be making a cute little outfit for said event.

We're flooded with nonstop legislation, but focus attention on the SAVE Act. If passed it will be used to crush leftist voters. Married women would not be able to vote if they took their partner's last name (ID wouldn't match birth certificate).

Don't take it for granted; call your senators.