claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"

I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader.

The look on their face was priceless.

Linux Kernel Ported To WebAssembly - Demo Lets You Run It In Your Web Browser Open-source developer Joel Severin today announced his work on porting the Linux kernel to WebAssembly and has successffully gotten the kernel up and running within WASM-capable web browsers.

That's hot 🥵

And then shortly thereafter this will become the default style used by generative AI assistants coding in C 🤣

I never wondered why it was called that. Now I finally know and I love it.

This is a pro move. I used to put my pizza box in a high place, which was a messy way to discover just how high my dog can jump.

The image is an X post by The Bulwark (@BulwarkO ) from 10 hours ago, stating: "I think in a free country we should be able to post onto the internet, 'hey, there are masked agents on Broadway and Vine and not have the government or the tech oligarchs prevent us from doing that.' Shame on you, Tim Cook." The post includes a verified badge and a ship logo.

Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.

I need this button.

Every time you buy AI generated content, a creative human is sacrificed to a hungry wombat. #GenAI

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

wait when did everyone by bullet engraving supplies, was that after the sourdough craze

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’

It was originally ‘ekename.’

‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”

Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.

Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

is the rapture the same day on every planet

This is sublime

Everybody got your Antifa membership pins? You should get them when you pay your Antifa union membership dues next month.

game idea: the rapture has happened. society is mostly unaffected, aside from lots of people doing your job: going through the now-empty houses to find stuff to sell.

it's like those self-storage auction games, but for christian houses

RAPTURELOOTER

brain rot | noun | mindless digital content; the fixation on it and harmful mental effects of it

I knew it!

The pearly gates have to be exactly the "antique white" color, not "bone" and sure as hell not "cream". Each gate must be no less than 6' and no more than 6' 1".

If the gate doesn't function properly, they're gonna have to get Lucifer involved.

Fun fact, if you already have autism and take Tylenol, WHAM that’s DOUBLE AUTISM

All of them. Every. last. one.

There's other potent alcohol that was never banned. It was banned on junk science reported by a guy who'd had 9 glasses of wine prior to drinking Absinthe, who then blamed absinthe for it. Wine producers also conducted smear campaigns against it. All this led to a 90+ year ban for nothing.

"Never underestimate people's ability to make a better idiot."

Anyone who thinks people are smart enough not to believe that Tylenol causes autism has forgotten that the US (and many other countries) banned absinthe because they thought it was poison.... for 95 years.

This belief was, conveniently, stoked by competitor wine companies.

I've been using a Tufte theme for my blog for a while. Easy to read, simple, works on mobile and desktop and great typefaces.

If I feel like I'm interacting with "a blog" rather than the content, it's frustrating.

Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content).

Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over!

kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...

If only. This is such an unfixable and unforeseen problem that has never been dealt with before.

do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants

I love that all these bots have blue checks. It's a great thing that check mark was such a good gating marker of legitimate content producers.

I tried to tag @atproto.com and @atprotocol.dev in the original post, but Bluesky ironically threw an internal server error.