I don’t listen enough to know how douchey he is, but this definitely seems like something the Cowboys PR team asked him to do. I suppose he’s a good sport for playing along. Super 😬 though.

I’m so glad it’s actually getting released

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

we all know I have no life, so:

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

I cropped this for recap use and boy this looks ... lol.

“They’re turning the blogs gay”

The NFL’s Taunting rule was implemented to create a subjective way for refs to keep games close and keep gamblers tuned in to games that would otherwise be blowouts.

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

It's wild how Roger Ebert was right about like 95% of stuff and the 5% he was wrong about was being too harsh on some slasher movies

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

source tells me 98.8% of the film is set in a hospital

I swear by the end of the walk mine is just a walking atomizer, poofing out piss scented air like a cologne bottle that’s ready to be replaced.

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

Cops: Huge pussies

a man with a mullet and a beard is standing in front of a door that says right on ALT: a man with a mullet and a beard is standing in front of a door that says right on

Hell yeah! Congrats, my man!

They’re designed to be given to your lady love so she may blow her nose, but then it turns out to be 20 feet of colorful handkerchiefs tied together and when the end finally emerges your pants fall down.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

El Mago is still El Mago.

A SHORT CROSS-LINGUISTIC POEM ABOUT FOOD…

An English cheese is good
But a Dutch cheese is gouda

An English sausage is bad
But a German sausage is the Wurst

An English egg leaves you hungry
But a French egg is un œuf

In English you fancy some bread
But in Spanish you’re pan sexual

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Until I got to the second sentence I thought you meant a Hemingway audiobook. 😂

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this is like an ad for a tanning salon

Kristen and her husband once threw a swingers edging party, but no one showed up. Apparently the theme, “Just the Tips,” confused the invitees.

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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