In fairness, millions of Americans reflexively say “Jesus!” when they hear of Trump’s latest.

Wrong. Argentina is next. Then America.

Thank you.

Freedonia is on board but they’re landlocked and have a very small navy.

He looks like Edith Ann in his chair.

Technically the Arabian Sea, but okay. That makes more sense than the Red Sea or the Mediterranean, but it’s still a haul and I’m not sure it really would be out of Iran’s reach. Avoiding war in the Persian Gulf seems like a better idea.

Usually canals go through narrow strips of land that separate navigable bodies of water. Where is he saying we should build a canal to connect the Persian Gulf and…what?

Happy Pi Day to all who observe, or approximately observe.

it’s true, most women in America were not raped as teenagers by Donald Trump. That’s not exoneration.

My dog increases the treachery by pulling hard on his leash when I am perched precariously with both feet on uneven ice.

The Carolina game last night was great. Duke led until the last 0.4 seconds, which was all that mattered.

Are there any other sports on TV this weekend?

When I was 25 I could do that from across the street. Not so much now.

HEELS!

I was never worried.

I decided not to pray that Carolina beat Duke since there are 400 billion suns in our galaxy and three trillion galaxies In the observable universe, so God was probably busy. No problem.

This is why Trump did not disassociate himself from avowed Nazis in Charlottesville. The 24 percent of Republicans who say ICE “has not gone far enough” are Trump’s core base.

Miller/Noem/Bovino coordinated a false story about a matter under criminal investigation, barred law enforcement from the scene, dishonored a search warrant, detained and intimidated witnesses, seized phones used to film the shooting, and removed agents involved from Minnesota.

No crime?

See MN statute section 609.495(3)

Or put another way, it’s what our parents and grandparents fought against in World War II.

They removed witnesses from the jurisdiction in which a criminal investigation is underway.

So they’ll have to be extradited to face trial.

I bet Bessent know all the words to “You Shan’t Overcome.”

“Mishandled” is doing a lot of work.

There are times prosecution is required to protect the credibility of the criminal justice system. This is that time, and not just of agents who pulled triggers.

The NYT has now changed the headline from “videos appear to contradict” to “videos contradict.”

Now call Bovino, Miller, Vance, Noem, and Trump criminal liars.

Witnesses report that ICE and CBP agents seized phones that had filmed Pretti’s muder to destroy evidence. That’s a crime punishable by a sentence up to half the sentence for the murder itself.

Trump promises to “Make America Great Again” but does not say when he thinks America was great before.

We know the answer: When Bill Connor was Birmingham Commissioner of Public Safety.

Under Minnesota law, someone who obstructs a criminal investigation may be an “accomplice after the fact.” The penalty is up to half the sentence for the underlying crime.

Pretty tough law.

If you sue ICE, then this is your jury pool.

People said mean things and hurt their feelings.

Maybe he had an ulcer and when he shot an unarmed woman twice in the head from the side at point blank range the ulcer started to bleed.