“Not” filtering out. Sigh.

iCloud doing a fantastically shitty job of filtering out the obvious spam email today.

Anthony Taylor has been abysmal, an outright embarrassment to officiating in this match.

This whole “playing out from the back” thing may be a bit overrated.

What a stupid game.

Fabian out now. Escort his ass out of the stadium and ship him to whichever Bundesliga team wants him. Pay the fucking transit costs. Fuck this shit.

Mitoma is a god.

Fabian out.

This is Rex. He found a missing child in 12 minutes on his first tracking mission. "He’s kind of a triple threat," his handler said. He's trained as a therapy dog, explosive detection canine, and missing person tracker. When the girl was safe, Rex shifted to comfort mode. 14/10 (IG: arapahoeso)

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

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Holy shit West Ham.

This is Colby. He is movin, but more importantly, he is groovin. 13/10 (TT: ty2344583)

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

a black and gray dog with bandages around her head and neck is caught mid-lick. she's reaching up towards her human's face to give him kisses. her human sits in a chair wearing a beige ball cap and a white shirt. he smirks as he accepts her kisses. an inset photo of Honey, the black and gray senior pup. she sits on brown grass in dappled sunlight. she smiles up at the camera. her head looks small because it's wrapped up in bandages.

This is Honey. She's a half-blind senior who survived a bear attack while protecting her family and farm. “She protected our chickens and our family," said her mom. "She’s our little savior." Honey has been treated for her injuries and is on the mend. We're awarding her our highest honor, a 15/10

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This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps)

A painting of a bird next to the words "let me chime in here with an enthusiastic "fuck off""

I’m afraid that start has to be in the GM’s chair. Not getting another top 6 forward at the deadline was negligence.

Joey Votto gifted to the #reds a custom-built Verdin clock that was installed on Crosley Terrace at GABP. It was a thank you to the club for his 22 years in the organization.

a blond senior lab sleeps at the top of a small set of stairs in front of a house. they’re wrapped in a tan blanket and snoozing away. behind them is a black walker parked in the foyer of the entryway. surrounding the scene on either side are blue pots of flowers, and lush, green hedges. (credit to Dara Strickland on Facebook)

This senior pup was spotted all snuggled up for a snooze. The walker in the background suggests their human might also be a senior, and we can't stop thinking about how they still kindly laid out a blanket for their pup. So glad they have each other in their golden years. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Throw back to college.

a half dozen tourists in a boat look over at the handsome yellow lab in his little window. one person with a ponytail has raised a digital camera to take a picture of him in his ivy-draped nest.

a photo of a yellow lab lounging on a pillow in an open window of an older brick building draped with ivy. his paws rest over the ledge, and he’s looking wistfully off to the side.

a photo looking over a yellow lab’s shoulder as he looks out the window. below him is a famous canal, where a boat full of tourists looks up at the dog and ahead at the rest of the sights.

This is Fidèle. He is the most photographed dog in the world. He napped on that windowsill over the Groenerei canal in Bruges, Belgium for over a decade. Tour boats paused so visitors could take photos of Fidèle. He passed away in 2016, but not before making literally millions of people smile. 14/10

Slot out. If for no other reason than giving Spurs hope of escaping relegation.

Liverpool not beating Spurs by more than 3 goals should be a fireable offense for Slot.

Palace should be ashamed.

This Leeds-Palace 1st half is a
master class in low quality, high-event football.

Bluegrass looking at strong storms and possible tornadoes Sunday night and then snow Monday.

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This is Brew. He heard how bad the sock market is right now. Thought it would be a good idea to save up. 13/10 (TT: brewthegoldenn)