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“How is it more humane to force hens to give up their potatoes?” Humberto Lopez, Baton Assembler

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-t...

It turns out that sitting in the Supreme Court with his arms folded and a pout on his face may not have been the genius move Donald thought it was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If Native Americans are found not to be US citizens, where will you deport them to? America?

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Colin Jost: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it." 😂

#SNL

SNL ALWAYS UNDERSTANDS THE ASSIGNMENT‼️

This odious white supremacist needs to learn some history.

Not so long ago, it was common to see "Irish need not apply" in job listings in the United States. You know, the same type of pernicious prejudice that Elon exhibits regularly.

Rep. Balint: This is not a game, Secretary.

Bondi: I'm Attorney General.

Balint: Apologies, I couldn't tell.

Dear Humans,

Please promise that someday you will prosecute and convict Pam Bondi for her role in violating the Epstein Transparency Act. And don’t send her to a nice prison either. Make it a bad one and bump her head as she gets put into the cop car. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Reminder, Hitler killed himself. He didn’t want to face the retribution.

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A gay woman singing America the Beautiful, anti Trump punk band opening, a Puerto Rican performing the halftime show in Spanish, and a sound defeat of the Patriots by a woman owned/operated team.

Trump: "Nobody understands a word this guy is saying."

Fact: 59 million Americans speak Spanish. Imagine if they all turned against you, you'd never win anything ever again.

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.

Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-...

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I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president

JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Christi Noem should testify under oath in Congress and explain why she lied about the facts around the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

Seen in Los Angeles

(Credit: Zurita Carpio)

How is it that one of the most divisive individuals ever to occupy the Oval Office has somehow managed to unite the entire world against us?

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.

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Murder. Shot in the back three times.

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Hey NRA, are you good with this?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Bondi wants voter info from Minnesota in order to remove ICE? Minnesota does not negotiate with terrorists!