This is an incredible line

MY INFANT(?) SON DOESN'T KNOW HIS BOOK IS EVIL with apologies to and (hopefully) from Eric Carle

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lotta funny lines in this thing imo

Thank you!

Got a new substack out about an evil book

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Back row: Rona Valenti and an empty aisle seat (1), aisle, Naked Mole Rat and an empty window seat (2) Second the last row: Hector Centurion and Shannon Hospital with an empty middle seat (3), aisle, Bobby and Chippy with an empty middle seat (4) Second row: Empty window seat next (5) next to Cassie Iscariot and Chris Shagwell, aisle, Two empty seats (6: aisle, and 7: window) flanking Noel Household First row: Empty middle seat (8) between Baptiste and his ass, aisle, empty aisle seat (9) next to a scrunched up and uncomfortable Swan Boy Dandolos whose legs do not fit in the seats.

Ten hour flight, where are you sitting?

not disrespectful at all, pal. truly brought a smile to my face. I appreciate all y’all’s humor and significance

MY INFANT(?) SON DOESN’T KNOW HIS BOOK IS EVIL

MY INFANT(?) SON DOESN'T KNOW HIS BOOK IS EVIL with apologies to and (hopefully) from Eric Carle

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Got a new substack out about an evil book

link threaded

Sundays are so tough that they basically roll with disadvantage!

please share if this made you smile😇

a note for singers!

Huh. @rudetales.bsky.social ‘s new high school arc is spectacular.

Man Torn Over Which Shirt Worthy Of Wooden Hanger Area Resident Considers Pros, Cons Of Each Garment

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i would put strip laws bits up against any show the past 20 years if you haven't watched it you should give it a shot

if you don’t catch up with Rude Tales of Magic: Blue Kindness High today then you’ll miss your chance to be an early stan of Psylock Shelob, a character in the show.

dude I have been sensing a schism for weeks

Not currently but if that changes I will definitely promote on here!

There's a bit in this ep that @bransonreese.bsky.social does about trying to explain boys to @alifisher.bsky.social that's an all-timer for me

this is what friendship looks like

Text Education Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basemen...

📱🥤🛹 RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🛹🥤📱

Blue Kindness High Episode 3:
Text Education

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this episode has lots of great jokes but also a moment that gave me actual goosebumps

hate to be sentimental but Ali, Branson, and Joe are pretty electric in this one

A team of well dressed men firing guns into a pool

Don't miss your chance to read what critics are hailing as "the most recent Swan Boy arc" swanboy.com/comic/philly...

If you haven't listened to Episode 2 of Blue Kindness High, how will you learn about incredible youths like Hoover Darn, Seuss Mayhem, and HM-1034??

oh come on! you fear his beating heart!!!!

have yet to see much HM-1034 chatter…

Life is a Hallway The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored.Follow us on bluesky for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things…

“Sublime is punk.” pca.st/episode/40f1...

Pope Leo XIV welcomed the Harlem Globetrotters to St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday, where Leo was seen attempting one of the team’s classic tricks — spinning their iconic red, white and blue basketball on his finger.

pleasure is but one "listen" away