Stable Genius

The only thing he was planning back then was raping little girls.

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

I hope she knows Trump is going to fire her as soon as she gets fat. Which is inevitable since she is pregnant.

Translation, Trump is in bed with the oil companies and if we go to renewable energy then oil companies will make less money. We don't want that to happen, right?

Has anyone seen the districts in North Carolina? There is one blue district in the whole state. The GOP can fuck all the way off! They started this shit and now they're mad that Dems have decided to follow suit.

Yeah but Obama did it, so , obviously he had to be torn up.

In fairness to him, he also said he lowered prescription costs by 600%, so, he's not very good with percentages.
Or anything really... Maybe sexual assault. He's the best at that.

If this guy was so extraordinarily brilliant, he would know that he continues to speak out against mail in ballots! Of course there are going to be a lot of votes for dems in the mail in ballots! You told the GOP not to use them.
What a dumbass!

I would rather listen to gravel in a blender than listen to this moron's voice!

He also hasn't heard or seen the reports about him taking a $50k bribe from an undercover FBI agent.

Republicans don’t want people to see this video before the midterms:

Multiple clips of Donald Trump promising half price electricity bills within one year. Have your energy bills gone down 50%?

These cocksuckers work for us and they have the audacity to tell the reporter he is being rude after these two browbeat him and refuse to answer legitimate questions that Americans have concerns about.

Blanche: "I didn't read the article, but it said Senior DOJ officials were notified and that's me!"

Reporter: So you did read the article?

B: No I didn't read the article.

R: ???

How's that? Iran was over there minding their own business and Trump started dropping bombs on them. The US has started WW3 and we are on the wrong side.

This video posted by Iran’s consulate in Hyderabad, which mocks Trump for his latest ceasefire extension, isn’t as sophisticated as the LEGO videos. But it still must drive Trump crazy! 🤣🤣

I also like that he is claiming everything is destroyed, army, navy, air force, radar, and yet we still can't get tankers through the strait!

So, they are giving her a 6 month notice? Usually when someone gets fired they get their ass out so they don't fuck shit up, or give Russia access to the entire government.

Trump is a buffoon that has no idea what he is doing. He can't win this war and the UAE is saying they will have to start using Chinese yuan instead of USD for oil sales.
If you think things are bad now, we are about to be in a lot of trouble.

So Iran is telling him to fuck off and that they aren't scared and choose to fight. Trump says we will extend the cease fire because we already wasted all of our missiles and he's a bumbling buffoon that has no idea what he is doing.

Taco is stalling he can manipulate the market and make billions

Then he'll pull out of the Iran straight, let Iran charge per passage, and Trump will pass that cost onto us.

So, big oil is essentially double dipping.

Just like the tariff scam.

In most cases like this, I would say Trump is a liar. I will also say Warsh is probably a liar too.

Those places sound nice.

Oh look, they have a slight tint to them, so everyone looks brown!

Where the fuck do you send them? No one wants that shit!

Yeah, they have a slight tint to them so everyone looks brown.

Donny Trump with his two dads

Is every staff member a drunk who is fucking each other?

What about Rubio?