Happy birthday Mary! 🥳🎉

reminds me of how your alias on the old site stuck with me so much that I'd go to ping you on Teams... and i also remember always being like "wtf?" when i couldn't find you because i'd tried nerdpyle first subconsciously. 🤦🤣

Microsoft drops its second-largest monthly batch of defects on record The vendor disclosed one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability in Microsoft Office SharePoint that allows attackers to view information and make changes to disclosed information.

Not gonna say zero Day Quest bounties got paid, or that we've unleashed internal msresearch agents that look down into the darkest depths of our most private code & can poc¦¦GTFO at scales previously unseen, but that's all I'm gonna say other than patch your shit now. cyberscoop.com/microsoft-pa...

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

Jeeeeez. Let me guess, a Chinese restauarant?

10000% this is the only acceptable version of this movie

🤦🤦🤦

I'd wondered if that was the case but... If we have to do detective work to confirm that there's an Asian person in it, is that really representation? And the tiles are still 🤢

Yeah, the bar is already in hell and yet somehow they limbo'd right under it

A mahjong Hallmark movie releasing during AAPI Heritage month with absolutely zero Asian people on the cover, or seemingly involved, and a hackjob appropriation of a tile set. Are we really still doing this shit?

Oooof, I'm so sorry friend.

Passing on this message from Camilla, a PM on @github.com ’s Maintainer Love team:

If you could wave a magic wand, what is the #1 feature you'd want us to ship? No idea is too tiny - the smallest changes often have the biggest impact.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

That's Jackson! 😂

So glad she's feeling better, buddy. ❤️

Expressionless cross-armed man wearing dark sunglasses and flannel with beautiful, sunny Seattle skyline behind him including the Space Needle and Mount Rainier

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: tinyurl.com/2wc2b6de

This is so, so well-articulated.

4-panel comic. (1) [Black panel with white text boxes] TEXT BOX: And God said, "Let there be light," (2) [Sun radiating light.] TEXT BOX: And there was light. (3) [View of bright sun rising over Earth's horizo] (4) TEXT BOX: God saw that light was-- [Chat bubble from Earth] CHAT BUBBLE: Can you add support for dark mode? Open xkcd.com to view toggles for different modes.

CREATION

Happy April Fool's Day!

xkcd.com/3227/

Totally was a Wash quote! 🤣

LMAO! Well, to answer with another Rangers drop - "You never know how bootyholes is gonna act"

yesssss! And Grubes would keep a list of all the Rangers' players nicknames. Ian Kinsler's "PUSS" (Pop Up, Shoulder Slump) was one of my favorites.

When Berkman was with the Rangers for that last year of his career, a few local sports radio people in Dallas called him "Lake Dad" because that's just how he looked & acted 😂

You're not wrong! It's also slightly more complex than that? 😅

this has been my refrain too. specifically, feet first.

Awesome! It's such a great feeling & you don't feel weighed down by all your stuff

Gotta leave room for souvenirs!!

Carry-on travel is the way to go! I almost never miss the extra shit I didn't pack

Crispy tongue!

Aria gives a sullen look to the camera while her mom holds a folded slice of pizza

Thanks Rory! For some reason that doesn't translate to "mom gives me some of her pizza." I don't get it!