melee tournaments remain an assault on my senses

theyre playing pond song wet leg claws charli and the couple is making out on the couch and the bathroom line is 2 and jack is running the game. they said i need to lock in; i didn’t even get a chance to play

when the science experiment was a ploy to catch a whopping fish

i think of my friends who have it worse off than me and then realize that comparison is the thief of joy. i can go further and bring them with me

atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ

oil change addict changes his oil every week

shoutout to musicians

i’ve been to the grocery store 75 times in the last 2 days

i agree. less trash please

all luxury apartment buildings look like prisons. what asshole designed all this??

rednecks exist in all countries

My pager spoke to me and said God was kidnapped by Nintendude

discord channel to say yup whenever i sit on my nuts #adulting

damn my car horn sounds amazing.

thinking about the part in casino royale where they beat his balls for several minutes

belle and sebastian time of the year

new coworker says he used to be a bottomless pit supervisor and they had to fill it back up because the government cut their funding.

and the pizza was uncut

worst riptide
lost to ics
mason did not want to hang and took $300
hbox showed me his crack
security called
became a burn victim

Still had a great time! Splatoon 2

and the walls came down

food that make no sense.. bruschetta

life before advertising

cashier said its a hot day. no dude its always like this

microcenter smells worse than the weekly

Los Guachos
5221 Godown Road
Columbus, OH

1st grade teacher arrested and charged for teaching english in a minnesota accent