i am deligHTED 2 announce teh oatmeal production pipeline is in full swing once again:D first up is daedalic/atomic torch’s ”surviving deponia” a most peculiar franchise revival😼 next a bigger project abt dishonored’s strange relationship 2 women. youtu.be/v6g2qeBgHsQ?...
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cool heather drawing from july 17, 2024
still havent fully come to grips w how striped toothpaste comes out like that. its like checkered paint to me
Art thou in need of mine assistance? Do not be bashful.
phantom blade devs specified it wont hav VISUAL ai use so uhh buddy i think ill stick 2 real phantom blade
or make a ”yellow paint” type review, as in basing it entirely off of ones knowledge of game design buzzwords
i should start makin those reviews where its a guy making up ideas for wat could b in a given game then criticizing for not having features he made up after playing it
screenshot of my current download of the surviving deponia playtest
THABJ U DAEDALIC
u can put -y or -ie after basically anything so i think it should only count in specific instances where its common enough. my example is poopie or poopy is debatable but shitty is not. dat sorta deal
GOG would overtake steam if they made it so ur not shot back up 2 top of teh page n gota spend 15 seconds scrollin 2 get back 2 where u was everytime u click on a game. alas they are polish. i think. if they arent then they should b
a little porcelain figurine of a girl sitting on a turtle between a set of cat themed tarot cards and a vase of tulips
YAY TRENCHCOAT WEATHER^_^
spoilers for like 3h into my next video but lizzie stride has a sideswept mohawk & webbed toes. she narrowly escapes death, her gang is teh only one to use spears and her ship is called undine. brigmore witches came out in 2013 undertale came out in 2015. what is toby fox email
its all so gooooOOOOD n now thiefs banished 2 teh vr shovelware mines
thief 2 is so pretty if u tried to dlss5 it ur computer would catch on fire in glorious divine retribution
girl
if theres a afterlife id like teh void frm dishonored but in its natural state. in-game only depicts dunwall/asshole player character versions of it but in wyrmwood era dunwall & evrything b4 i think would b cozy cuz ya teh outsider would b upset abt gettin ritual murdered bit he wouldnt b a doomer
still no dragon games. is 2026 where mah dragons
fucking fuvkass bitchas dishonored game. how much is a editor
hhahhahahahahahahagagahahahah doom dos
its like ubisoft finally canceled beyond good & evil 2 but for tech bros
did u know if u barge in on callista during dis scene n ask if she wants company n she says no u can jus jump in which triggers a specially implemented failstate which implies exactly wat u think. ive spent three months writin a feminist analysis of dis game largely cuz of it n its my 2nd vid on it
play pentiment
screenshot of two mice in the game winter burrow with the text: slowly but surely, she was rediscovering her confidence. realising how brave she had always been.
hapi thursday!
screenshot from wanted: dead with a cop saying "you're still gaming even at a time like this?" at the player character. good game
yea, so? i outrank u
theres like 5 game things dat should come out n teh remaster for this is one of em. there should also b subnautica 2, a tiny tinas wonderlands sequel, watevr arkane lyon is doin aaaaand idk. i think theres enough games rly
i think essayists should stop tryin 2 sanitize problematic games so they dont lose woke points 4 likin it. like i enjoy resident evil 5 but im not gonna swipe its blatant racism under teh rug to keep up appearances
drew moms tarot she asked abt teh house shes looking for she got 10 of cups a hapi home<3
did i time travel
YAAAAY LEVIATHAN TIME