🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Website for "Gary's Rude Cafe" in Siren, Wisconsin (idk why it's rude), which reads: ITS COLD OUT COME IN AND GET SOMETHING HOT TO WORM YOU UP

a recent round of TimeGuessr led me to looking up a tiny town in Wisconsin on Google Maps, where I found this restaurant's web page and now can't stop saying "get something hot to worm you up" 🪱

I'm so glad this one made it to the record, I still haven't listened to it yet but this one was my favorite from the US tour bootlegs/one of the xxMxxS CDs

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

We gotta bring back calling people sellouts and bullying people pushing their morals aside for financial gain 🤙

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

This Friday!! All day fundraiser streams to raise money for Eunisses Hernandez’s re-election campaign!!!

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Iosefka's Colon Screening

IF ALL YOU DO IS SAY WE DID NOTHING WRONG AND PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE VOTED DIFFERENTLY YOU WILL CONTINUE TO DO THE SAME THING AND CONTINUE TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the nature of darkness:

I probably wouldn't have ever listened to them if you never talked about them so it worked at least one time

Men Are Animals mug showing a leering bull with stubble, a nose ring, and a red tank top under blue text reading "In the moood to be nude".

in the moood to be nude 🐂

I can't believe they added models of y'all to the game, congrats

Doritos. I really what Doritos.

email from soon-yi previn to redacted, saying "Is the Nazi hat orthodontic/original or is it a copy? I think it's a replica because it says made in India. Sent from Soon-Yi's iPhone"

message from soon-yi to jeffrey epstein saying "Hoping you can make it to Paris because we can have fun and hate to just use your car and cheauffer. If you don't show, be sure and send contact information. Hope you don't think I'm one of those aggressive women but I am wearing my Nazi hat while I type this. Sent from Soon-Yi's iPhone"

lmao come on dude

still thinking about joey chestnut in a pussy eating contest and hes dunking them all in water so he can eat them faster

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Donald Trump sir, I have four words for you.....
Knock it off, please!

MrBeast? The famous Mormon pedophile?

Vichy France was actually trying to change the regime from the inside

If anyone uses "slop" to describe anything non-AI, I know I can completely stop caring about their opinion

Gochujang green onion focaccia would go crazy

Like I don't care about the sanctity of the White House or whatever, it's just some old building who cares, but it's still fucking crazy to see it happening.

The zero sugar vanilla ones were soooo good

(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?

interesting!

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening