I’m like 60 ads away from actually buying the low sugar candy that Instagram keeps forcing down my feed. I’ve never felt so weak.

Wait woah it’s the fucking NBA playoffs?

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

No wonder he retired, Mr. Clean looks like shit here.

That bag is 100% ripping when you try and change it with the frame in there.

Baseball AND THE AMERICAN LEGAL MIND EDITED BY SPENCER WEBER WALLER NEIL B. COHEN PAUL FINKELMAN

Found a book at my parents’ that appears to have been designed in a lab for bluesky

"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

Did reading this list hit like a drug for anyone else?

So the Jets can offer Kyler a shit ton of money and turn things around in A DAY?

I can’t believe that they just don’t care. Nothing will change whenever someone informs him how fucking wrong he just was in front of a camera pointed at him.

Ong he thinks it’s the same guy. Imagine being that dumb out in public on the tv!

I understand in some way why they want me and my children to die. I just can’t grasp why they want their own children to die too.

Get your kalshi on against the corrupt administration lol

I am both texting and emailing my boss simultaneously. Send more coffee

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

About to peak suburban dad, going to porch fridge some beer before a snowstorm.

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

Elon won’t stop loudly saying he knows Steve Tisch but can’t remember from where

heart goes out to Swiss goalie Andrea Brändli, who saved 84 of 86 shots she faced in the knockout rounds of the Olympic women's hockey tournament, but loses 2-1 in the semis to Canada after the Swiss were outshot 46-8

The NFL Owners and Olympic Organizers in Epstein’s Inbox The sports media is ignoring the story, but wealthy sports figures are all over the Epstein files.

NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs

Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons

Ha ha ha we’re all having so much fun talking about the NBA player with an ownership stake in a gambling website 😂

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

I honestly don’t know if jail is enough anymore

I just hate these people so much. The heartbreaking things they’re putting people through because they’re racist above all else.

I miss the slow walk through the team with the Lombardi Trophy

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

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heat or f=rest gmp? thx....