As the saying goes, two bunnies on the walk is worth one… um… I don’t know… a Maltese or something?

At first glance of the cover, I thought, “Oh wow! Is Kit Fisto in The Stand?”

I didn’t even know Porter was running until my husband told me, and I LOVE her. This race is ridiculous.

TWENTY-FIVE? Are you in heaven?

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

The little bag you get to shake up your fries with the seasoning is freaking delightful.

Condolences on your non-dog-infused day. 😔

The Seattle Space Needle peeks through the clouds, looking like Cloud City from Star Wars.

Is Lando Calrissian about to make a deal that’ll keep the Empire out of Seattle forever? ✨⚔️

I’ve seen a lot of people asking, “For those in their 40s who didn’t have kids… do you regret it?” See above. Absolutely not.

You guys… my husband and I just got back from off-roading in our truck and hiking with the dogs while blasting Michael Bolton’s greatest hits and singing along. Now we’re going to make cocktails, have gummies, and catch up on the week’s TV. I freaking love being married so much.

Honestly, I don’t know how people are functioning in this shit show without them.

Matt Berry is being horrifically underused.

Nathan Fillion Says 'Firefly' Animated Series In Development Nathan Fillion says 'Firefly' animated series is in development with costars to voice their original roles. Concept art revealed.

Today in “Shut up and take my money”

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Deep thoughts: Explaining to husband that KITH Running F***** sketches are the Canadian answer to Blazing Saddles.

Tired: Peer review
Wired: Pyr review

If a Great Pyrenees doesn’t like it, then it’s not happening.

RIGHT? We were disappointed in the first movie- hope they didn’t bungle it so badly they can’t make more.

Ummm… I’m pretty sure that’s Sprocket.

a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

Mmmmmmmm. Dadmiral.

We JUST did this. So very high, such a great film.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Harrison Ford: Life Achievement Award Acceptance Speech | 32nd Annual Actor Awards YouTube video by Netflix

In a world of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth, be Harrison Ford. Humble, grateful and lifting others up.

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Happy Twin Peaks Day 🗻

Thanks for the inspiration and the damn fine coffee ☕️🥧

If the whole chamber started chanting “Epstein Epstein Epstein” during Trumps SOTU speech, that would be just.

596 reactions · 296 shares | Pepper is back at the shelter after her foster break, trying to stay calm in her kennel with the only comfort she has — her toy. Now at 103 days in the shelter system, the... Pepper is back at the shelter after her foster break, trying to stay calm in her kennel with the only comfort she has — her toy. Now at 103 days in the shelter system, the stress is setting in again,....

😪 PEPPER 😪 short term foster home is done and shes back at the shelter. Please read her bio. Watch her video. Repost

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