Some handicaps are of the spirit

Quality Pints, by The Bug Club track by The Bug Club

And meanwhile, on planet Kickassia:

thebugclub.bandcamp.com/track/qualit...

UMMON, by SLIFT 11 track album

I’ll see your Xordox and raise you a Slift.

slift.bandcamp.com/album/ummon

I really enjoy this one.

I have a joke about Tonya Harding. It’s a knee-slapper.

The “magic wand” jokes write themselves

*waves vaguely in Jackie Chan’s direction*

All it cost was a dislocated shoulder.

Everyone wants to see the future, but imagine if it was just watching E.T. in 1982 and thinking, “Some day I’m going to buy a toaster from that little kid.”

Picked up a #ttrpg set on a haunted submarine at the bottom of the Atlantic in 1902. Definitely tempted to set a game in the Satanic Bridegroom universe @joegola.bsky.social

Excuse me, the abyss in my eyes is up HERE

I APPROVE THIS PROJECT

So tired of these scaredy-ass streets

Had to watch the last episode with my hands over my eyes.

Souvenir of the eviction?

Totally normal #LastFourWatched

Whimsical valleys are my favorite kind of valley.

Actor on Severance: mumblemumblemumble

Me: Shoot, I better find out what she said, that could be an important clue to the whole crazy mystery.

*pause* *turn subtitles on* *rewind* *play*

Actor on Severance: I need a golden thimble.

Me: Goddammit.

You are a good artist because I immediately recognized that as Krankor.

Ideally an even number so the balance of wolf power remains in a state of stasis.

The withering look the teenage Taco Bell cashier would give you if you ordered this thing would probably sterilize you.

He probably had some gasoline in his pockets anyway.

#LastFourWatched

REMEMBER THE TOOTH

Have pity on me, a real human.

I still play occasionally.

Important strategy games

Potholes are memorable. Do you ever go out of your way to hit one twice?

Also, five years later I finally got my medal for my 2020 dice Decathlon win.