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Posts by smelly penguin 22

Kill Koopa the Quick in Case He Has an Extra Big Blue Coin in Him

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cheesecak

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Token Stampede

Continuous Trap

All Tokens in Attack Position gain 1000 ATK, also they cannot be destroyed by battle.

Token Stampede Continuous Trap All Tokens in Attack Position gain 1000 ATK, also they cannot be destroyed by battle.

Token Stampede

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BREAKING: Bluesky is not DEAD. It just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com

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The Statue of Easter Island

EARTH / Rock / Normal • Level 4 • ATK: 1100 / DEF: 1400

A stone monument from Easter Island that launches laser blasts from its rock-hewn lips.

The Statue of Easter Island EARTH / Rock / Normal • Level 4 • ATK: 1100 / DEF: 1400 A stone monument from Easter Island that launches laser blasts from its rock-hewn lips.

The Statue of Easter Island

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Linkerbell

EARTH / Fairy / Link / Effect • Link 2 • ATK: 1500

2 monsters
You cannot Link Summon this card unless you have at least 3 more cards in your Extra Deck than your opponent's.

Linkerbell EARTH / Fairy / Link / Effect • Link 2 • ATK: 1500 2 monsters You cannot Link Summon this card unless you have at least 3 more cards in your Extra Deck than your opponent's.

Linkerbell

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come on man.

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double ended Joy Con

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The boys down in R&D whipped up this concept art for a new Nintendo Joy-Con Controller, we think it's gonna be a big hit.

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is that all this guy thinks about

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I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

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Drytron Zeta Aldhibah

LIGHT / Machine / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 2000 / DEF: 0

Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned with the effect of a "Drytron" card. You can Tribute 1 other "Drytron" monster, or 1 Ritual Monster, from your hand or field; Special Summon this card from your hand or GY in Defense Position, then you can add 1 Ritual Spell from your Deck to your hand. You cannot Special Summon monsters, except monsters that cannot be Normal Summoned/Set, the turn you activate this effect. You can only use this effect of "Drytron Zeta Aldhibah" once per turn.

Drytron Zeta Aldhibah LIGHT / Machine / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 2000 / DEF: 0 Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned with the effect of a "Drytron" card. You can Tribute 1 other "Drytron" monster, or 1 Ritual Monster, from your hand or field; Special Summon this card from your hand or GY in Defense Position, then you can add 1 Ritual Spell from your Deck to your hand. You cannot Special Summon monsters, except monsters that cannot be Normal Summoned/Set, the turn you activate this effect. You can only use this effect of "Drytron Zeta Aldhibah" once per turn.

Drytron Zeta Aldhibah

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You hear that? It's tetanus.

12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App.

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You hear that? It's tetanus. 12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App. 🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

You hear that? It's tetanus.

12 Hours of Rusty Metal Objects are now on the #NintedoMusic App.

🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

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Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo

EARTH / Rock / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1200 / DEF: 1300

If this card is flipped face-up: Destroy all Special Summoned monsters on the field. Neither player can Special Summon monsters.

Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo EARTH / Rock / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1200 / DEF: 1300 If this card is flipped face-up: Destroy all Special Summoned monsters on the field. Neither player can Special Summon monsters.

Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo

2 days ago 17 6 0 3
Luigi says
"Spit in this hole"

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

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“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

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Souleating Oviraptor

DARK / Dinosaur / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1800 / DEF: 500

If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can take 1 Dinosaur monster from your Deck, and either add it to your hand or send it to the GY. You can target 1 other Level 4 or lower Dinosaur monster on the field; destroy it, then Special Summon 1 Dinosaur monster from your GY in Defense Position. You can only use each effect of "Souleating Oviraptor" once per turn.

Souleating Oviraptor DARK / Dinosaur / Effect • Level 4 • ATK: 1800 / DEF: 500 If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can take 1 Dinosaur monster from your Deck, and either add it to your hand or send it to the GY. You can target 1 other Level 4 or lower Dinosaur monster on the field; destroy it, then Special Summon 1 Dinosaur monster from your GY in Defense Position. You can only use each effect of "Souleating Oviraptor" once per turn.

Souleating Oviraptor

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How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

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The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

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when i traded yugioh cards growing up as a kid it was never like this

4 days ago 3 0 0 0

honestly really bummed about trading pokemon cards. theres so much stuff i want to trade but nobody wants to do equal trades. ive been swindled a few times and it just isnt worth it. its all market percentage bullshit and nobody wants to trade a 5 dollar card for a 5 dollar card

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that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

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i submitted a big ass paper a week late ans my professor gave me full credit because it was written well. Never kill yourself

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waot its not a gamecard?

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グリに見下されたい人生だった

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