an elephant is drinking water from a small pond ALT: an elephant is drinking water from a small pond

Nice to see Davie enjoying himself at Swannie Ponds the other day.

You've gone off the rails there.

Why St. George's Day is celebrated in Catalonia with roses and books Catalonia prepares for its annual Sant Jordi celebrations tomorrow, April 23rd, when roses and books stalls flood the streets, particularly in the capital of Barcelona.

Catalonia prepares for its annual Sant Jordi celebrations tomorrow, April 23rd, when roses and books stalls flood the streets, particularly in the capital of Barcelona.

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The Clepie Road Cruyff.

Image uploaded from tweet

🚨❌ Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring a single goal for the first time in 114 years.

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You can hear the Iranians laughing as they prepare their flu virus missiles.

I carrot believe it.

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Unpaid wages as a coal miner? I would be going fkn mental.

🇬🇧 Greenpeace activists set up 'wind farm' on Trump's Scottish golf course

Activists put model wind turbines on a green at the Trump Turnberry course, with a sign reading "Choose Wind. Dump Trump." During a previous visit to the UK, the US president had urged the country to stop subsidising turbines

The Unelectables: Meet the far-right candidates in the May 2026 elections – HOPE not hate HOPE not hate explores the assorted extremists representing the far right at the upcoming elections, including Holocaust deniers, crank conspiracists and Crusader cosplayers 7 May...

While Reform UK looks to dominate the right wing vote in the local elections in May, there is a variety of oddball reactionaries, fascist microparties, and independents competing for the sliver of support to the right of Reform.

Read all about them here: hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/21/t...

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😊 He wouldn't make it to the wheelhouse without a helicopter.

There's a tanker full of truth sinking right now.

Iran denies ship capture, says US operation ‘failed’ <article data-history-node-id="438576" about="https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/iran-denies-ship-capture-says-us-operation-failed" class="live-blog-update default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/iran-denies-ship-capture-says-us-operation-failed" rel="bookmark"> <span class="field field-title">Iran denies ship capture, says US operation ‘failed’</span> </a> </h2> <div class="content"> <div class="field field-field-text"><p data-end="72" data-start="0">Iran has rejected claims that one of its vessels was seized, with senior officials describing the reported US operation as unsuccessful.</p> <p data-end="343" data-start="212">According to the semi-official Iranian media outlet Tasnim News Agency reported that Iranian forces repelled the attack.</p> <p data-end="494" data-start="345">“By the grace of God, in the Isfahan operation, the enemy was so desperate and surprised that it was forced to bomb its own units and flee the area.”</p> <p data-end="593" data-start="496">He added that “the enemy did not believe it would receive such a strong blow from the commandos.”</p> <p data-end="718" data-is-last-node data-is-only-node data-start="595">The remarks directly contradict claims from US Preident Trump.</p> </div> </div> </article>

Iran denies ship capture, says US operation ‘failed’ - www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-upda...

Trump says U.S. seized Iranian ship as tensions rise amid ceasefire The president accused Tehran of violating the truce and threatened strikes, while Iran has yet to comment on the reported vessel seizure and has cast doubt on new talks.

BREAKING: Trump says the U.S. has seized an Iranian ship that allegedly attempted to breach the American naval blockade as tensions rise amid the ceasefire.

a chimpanzee wearing a yellow banana costume sitting in the grass ALT: a chimpanzee wearing a yellow banana costume sitting in the grass

I gave mine to the banana inspector and never saw them again.

a painting of donald trump with an american flag in the background ALT: a painting of donald trump with an american flag in the background

I'm the Captain now!

You wouldn't want an unexpected downshift when you're driving.

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I wonder how many Keiller watt hours you get off a full charge? 👍🏻

RM will be even more motivated after watching Barcelona get knocked out last night. Try not to laugh Jude.

🇰🇷 🇺🇸 💻 South Korea jails US streamer for public nuisance

American YouTuber Johnny Somali, who caused outrage for filming himself kissing a statue commemorating Korean wartime sex slaves, has been sentenced to six months in prison for public nuisance and other offences, a court in Seoul said

RMT members in Royal Fleet Auxiliary to go on strike Maritime union RMT, will take strike action at the Royal Fleet Auxiliary (RFA) tomorrow (Thursday 16 April) after the employer failed to table a new offer.

RMT members in Royal Fleet Auxiliary to go on strike

Maritime union RMT, will take strike action at the Royal Fleet Auxiliary (RFA) tomorrow (Thursday 16 April) after the employer failed to table a new offer.
rmtunion.org/4szcxKW

Saudi Arabia Is Pressing U.S. to Drop Its Hormuz Blockade Gulf energy exporters worry Iran could escalate and close the Bab al-Mandeb, the main exit route for bottlenecked Persian Gulf oil.

Saudi Arabia is pressing the U.S. to drop its blockade of Hormuz, fearing President Trump’s move to close it off could lead Iran to escalate and disrupt other important shipping routes.

He said what?

They need to invest in technology, that's a.i. folks!

Goldman Sachs.
$5.4 billion profit for the first quarter of the year. Lovely.

a bald man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and says pathetic earthlings ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and says pathetic earthlings

Pathetic Persians! MAGA the Merciless