Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? Suspicious wagers on the US-Israel war in Iran are creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers

Traders placed over $1bn in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

I wonder if the IRGC reads the @usatoday.com

The art of the deal

It’s TACO Tuesday!

anyone attending the white house correspondents dinner is a fucking traitor

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

I do that every once in a while and it makes for a very good day.

One day this shitstain will die. Some days, when I am feeling down, I think about that. I can’t describe how happy that makes me.

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Did trump invade Iran just so he could get rid of the sanctions on Russian oil?
Sounds like the kind of plan that Putin would “suggest”.

This is factually incorrect.
Current gas prices are not Joe Biden’s fault.
They are Barack Obama’s fault.

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

who made this

Step one - seek more financing as the debt becomes unmanageable.
Step two -sell off assets to try and service the debt.
Step three - blame the inevitable bankruptcy on unforeseen market conditions.

Not yet, but I think this trade deadline will tell us a lot. And make the case one way or another on how much better they are than GMJB.

At this rate it feels like the Canucks brain trust will just “run out of time”.

No one is coming to help you America so stop asking. You need to put all your energy into fixing your shit. Now.

Several points:
1) Iran's regime is odious. Its citizens deserve support.
2) That does not mean an attack will help.
3) Canada will find it hard to be so selective in its support for international law.
4) Canada does not benefit from a US administration unbound by the US constitution.

I’m tired of waking up to bullshit.

It’s getting harder and harder for me to give him the benefit of doubt.

So the rebuild is done?

Be forewarned, our owner is the new Melnyk, except much, much worse.
They claim they’re doing a complete rebuild but a lot of fans are skeptical.

It’s now just really sad and predictable how every accusation is a confession.

Cancelling Sportsnet so I won’t be tempted to watch the games.

Buncha fucking clowns

And so if you really *mean* "never again" -- if you're serious about it -- then the time to intervene, the time to speak up, the time to stop it, is *when it is still small*. When it's just a casual slur. When it's just sports. When it's just asking questions. When it's framed as anti-PC.

I fucking cannot handle overtime.

Are you fucking kidding me?

If any tech people do happen to have the ears of billionaires, I am here with my wallet open saying I would pay EXTRA for devices and software that don't have AI in them. Please take my money.

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.