Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

Did you hear about the superwide tanker that tried to evade Iran’s blockade but was ultimately too large to avoid detection?

Turns out they weren’t on the Strait and narrow.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

(awakening to find myself turned into a deliciously seasoned skewer of minced meat) this is so koftaesque

“with all due respect, you expect me to believe there’s a city in missouri called kansas city?” - the guy at the check in desk of this hotel

Really liked this.

Coyotes drinking from the fabric of reality

Time-displaced object: 2.3m obelisk. Indeterminate metal alloy; fine coating of dust consistent with lunar regolith. Surface carvings are an excerpt of a Microsoft Outlook .pst mailbox file. Observers consistently and independently describe the object as "a threat" but cannot explain why.

I love the old nids <3

Our game is out May 6th!

Support indie devs doing cool things and wishlist Amberspire 👇

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If I was God I would reach down and twang that thing like a door stopper

The Video Game Soda Machine Project Obsessively Cataloging Video Game "Pop" Culture

It's been offline for a couple of months due to hosting issues, but the Video Game Soda Machine Project archive is back online again. If you've ever wanted to browse through more than 3,000 screenshots of soda machines from video games dating back as far as 1983, this is the site for you.

Thrune some sand in your eyes, gottem

Thrune

get rotated idiot

NVIDIA presents DLSS 5

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

"she danced in the wind like a holographic dream before the world died"
is now available on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/4430780/...
You play the very last flower left on Earth, bringing peace to long dead soil.
Explore brutalist ruins to collect memories of a dead world.
🥀
#GameDev #IndieGame

CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request
CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die
CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent

one fictional character who would have been a terrific poster, just hell on wheels on this website? pippi longstocking

11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal 12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat 12:01am: sleeping spheal

The Thing (1982)

I tried my best

ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love also kids seriously should learn to manage files and operate a real computer. teach them javascript or whatever the hell. desktop has functionality that's good to learn and allows for creativity in ways that ipads don't. also important to note that desktop also incidentally has the capacity to hate. but don't worry about that

lol I forgot the original post covered this