Who's getting elected

Seated for your live reports!

If you want to know how horrible I am at math, I just thought half of 180 was 60

Mind=blown Sherbet is the correct spelling. Not sherbert, like people say

I literally told him this last summer 💀

It's like people showing up to AA meetings while drunk. Like, they still need help

a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says ' bar ' on it Alt: a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says ' bar ' on it

I'd be happy with no more straight white dudes ANYWHERE

I have. But seeing skeets that Tw*tter is attacking us and can't tell if they're joking 😭

Wait, is Bsky really getting attacked?

Idk how I'm going to keep doing my long runs without new Pitt episodes 😭

A white basket shaped like a cat head with remotes and a massager inside

Got this cute basket at the dollar store and threw some random end table stuff in it. Bf got home from 2nd last night and said, "Where'd you get that cat basket? Which Dollar General? Were there more?" So I guess I have to buy the other three 😹

KRIS JENNER WITH A GUN

Skinny Queen protect

I need you to send me some money

Omg, you two are adorable. Congrats on 24!

I'm so far behind on shows but watching #Survivor50 and I love this Cirie tribute 🥺

Anyway, I should get in the treadmill so I can watch the finale of The Pitt 🙂‍↕️

I purposefully didn't have kids so that I could live a childfree life and the way some people with kids expect me to save them is annoying

Awwww, happy anniversary, guys! 💞

Um, wtf?

GEEZ 😳

TBI is rough. She's in my thoughts 💞

Nobody told me that buying an EV would force me to learn about amps and kilowatts and NEMA and the dark magic that is electricity

I ate some protein ice cream and then felt nauseated, but made myself work out and now I feel better. That's it, that's Saturday night 👋

This is WILD. I would have been so awkward

Omg, that is traumatic. But you're doing better! That's amazing

She has a cute booty 🥹

Details pls

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There is no room for promotion there, and I don't care to have any more responsibilities 😄

I think it was to make up for them leaving me alone last week but who knows.

A black Kia EV6

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