I got your ticket right here buddy 👊💥

Sup Doug. How it do, senior fir?

Large throbbing cloud penus. Erect. Aching with atmospheric desire.

Large throbbing lendickular cloud formation. Totally Freaking Erect Bro. Aching with atmospheric desire.

This makes me so jealous. I can't make anything out of my secreted calcium except a mess 😔

Jesus watching you get that wicked dry handy during his little show

My buddy Jeff got locked up for putting other people's kids into a burlap sack. Most people accept that he was krampusmaxxing but the cops sure don't.

Have her eat a human heart next. Feed clementine the viscera...?

Praise Colobus ancient god of mischief and night sweats 🙏

Giddy together 💞 (new slogan?)

Tell these freaks they wrong 🗣

1 in 4 Americans suffer from "giddy anus"

I'm sorry for your loss (sam darnold, excellent QB play, rizz)

Your appointment with The Spectre is today at 10:00, text C to confirm.

I always assumed you were from Vicksberg, specially their renowned Freak Pit, but idk

Hey that some Solid Work 😉😆😝(I'm sorry)

Humbled! By workplace diarrhea

An orange cat curled up pill bug style, very cozy before another bout of violence and/or terrorism

Happy pill bug Sunday to those that celebrate

before the ai bubble bursts
and our economy implodes
and the time of woe and famine decends upon us
i want you to know
i love your shitposts, playboy

Thanks, can't wait!

Hey, totally not a freak but i'll pay for that sticky substance. Like not a weirdo but I crave the foul secretions

A pumpkin, but just a little guy

He doesn't know how to be spooky

Peeing while you poop is a cowardly act and an affront to the Crap God.

I just watched this - what a great flick. I was yelling and cursing at the ending, did not see that coming, and I loved it.

Hey man swing by later tonight, we're all gonna go gnaw on the carcass

lol, how dare you

Bowel implosion is the clinical term

💥

bad news buddy, they're making you fight in the Pervert Dome tomorrow

First they came for hogs in boxers, but i did not care for i wear boxer briefs 😔

Powerful stuff