Epic Handshake meme: one hand says "woke lefties", the other says "angry farmers", and they have their hands clasped agreeing on "shutting down the M8"

I literally was just telling my wife that people seem really impressed by Claude b/c they've only ever been in the walled garden and there's way too many people (including software engineers) that just don't really know how to use a computer like it was originally designed to do

Centrist dad who has hobbies, plays bass in a ska band once a month and loves IPAs —-> Brink of divorce pensioner who gave up all his hobbies except for tracking dinghy’s in the Channel pipeline

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Joshua 8: AI destroyed

Welcome to the resistance... Joshua, son of Nun?

Transit planning is carried out with the implicit assumption that the only trips that matter are work trips. While work trips are the largest share, transit must serve a variety of trips to be effective. Transit planners, ask yourself: does your network give lesbians access to other lesbians?

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

Conrail locomotives lined up to resemble a Weezer album.

My favorite band of all time is C O N R A I L. What's yours? #Conrail #conrailday #Conrail50

tiger woods’ bodyguard: sir, you just had 12 martinis, let us drive you, it’s what you pay us for
tiger woods: i’m da king of da highway

the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture

Two tripods with electronic equipment mounted on them. They are on the roof of a building and the view behind them is of other mid-rises with patchy cloud in the sky.

A close up of one of the tripods with instruments. 3 of the instruments have perspex domes on top. There are cables connecting the instruments.

Science on da roof

I love my Gen Z employee. He LOVES music, and especially lady singers. I get to share all my facts about Linda Rondstat and Carole King, and he's so impressed. Is this what it feels like for 45 year old men when they date 22 year olds?

Although it was the United States and Israel that instigated attacks on Iran on February 28, leaders in Tehran deserve some of the blame for failing to effectively deter their adversaries.

Just an amazing opening sentence here.

"my based son unironically ordered a hamburger"

the Dune pic but it sez DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR in the font

Das cum-cum problem

Good evening, "the Metaverse" has been a 52 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Time makes mugs of us all

International rugby has never been better than it is right now.

Oh no it's been sunny and I've had 1-2 pints, how dare Scotland feel nice.

i really don’t think that enough of us have fully processed the trauma of the coronavirus outbreak, and god knows we have done almost nothing to process it societally

thousands of people dying daily, sending “essential workers” into hell’s maw every day so we could have groceries and treats delivered, and we just… kept doing our little email jobs in our bedrooms and at our kitchen tables while our kids tried to “learn” over zoom in the next room

Windows hiding file extensions by default in Explorer is hell when dealing with zoomers.

Helping an undergrad with code and after sending scripts by email back + forth they end up with files called "code.py.txt.txt.py.py" which for some reason appear as some Adobe document format as a thumbnail.

Guardian Journalist: Zack Polanski’s Position on Breasts Not The Best.

Same Guardian Journalist: Interview With PMs Paedophile Littlefinger On His Desert Island Discs.

The nutty putty cave diagram overlay

or whatever ronald reagan said

I was playing Skycards and I counted like a dozen Stratotankers over Israel / Jordan. is that good