Was sporting that middle design on a T-shirt for Record Store Day yesterday. Her designs are great. Support independent artists!

Femfresh? Just say it as it is, adfolk. No shame: cuntwash.

Fish thief.

Friday. Fish and chips night. Lovely bit of haddock on my plate. Nipped out to the garage to grab a beer. Came back in to find haddock on floor being eaten by thieving bastard cat. Grrr.

Emily Thornberry just said to Andrew Marr on LBC that she had a bit of Hackney in her constituency. She should get some ointment for that in her local pharmacy.

The protagonists, 10 hours later.

The cellar spider managed to tangle the orb weaver's legs by shooting some silk at them, but the latter escaped and they subsequently both retreated to different ends of the windowsill. So, stalemate I'd say.

:)

🕷️🕷️🕸️ Spider fight! (Orb weaver vs cellar spider.)

Haha! Yes, snap with The Rats. Also saw the Wicker Man when I was about 8. 😄

It'd be a terrible shame if every time Farage went to do a speech someone with a portable projector or just loudspeaker played that "oh for fucks sake you cunt" clip

Nice 🙂☘️

Anyone who says "normalcy" instead of "normality" should #getinthesea

Fuck me, about time. Stick with it. You need to see all three series and the movie after s2.

C4 drama "Dirty Business" on the sewage-dumping scandal is a depressing and highly enraging must-watch. If you thought you were angry about it before you'll be even more so after. We need to extract billions back from these cunts and chuck 'em all behind bars for life. And renationalise, obvs.

Anthropic: We lost a contract because we refuse to build Skynet.

OpenAI: We'll do it

Tell the Government: Protect VPN use in the UK Take action! Protect VPN use in the UK VPNs help people to stay private and safe online. Young people use them to avoid harassment, or protect location data. Companies use them to make sure remote…

Putting VPNs behind an age wall threatens our privacy.

They keep young people safe from harassment. Business networks secure. Journalists, campaigners and whistleblowers shielded from harm.

Privacy is online safety ✊️

Sign the petition to protect VPNs ⬇️

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This is much better than Sonic...

😗👌 to whichever cop decided to do the raid and arrest on his birthday.

Just remembered I still have the latest #OffGridPod to listen to, albeit 11 days late. Fortunately, they're not time sensitive, so if you're a wordy/trivia-loving/quizzy/crosswordy type who's late to the party then you have 68 wonderful episodes waiting for you...

Your answer is in the word "and". ;)

People of Norfolk: if you happen to see Andrew Mountbatten Windsor frequenting your local farm shop, gastronomic hostelry or loitering around a posh girls' prep school, be sure not to forget to cast him a distainful look, gob in his face and call him a sweaty nonce.

Reflect Orbital Sunlight after dark

Fuck me, this is some real Bond Villain shit right here. "Order sunlight instantly in approved locations." www.reflectorbital.com

Thanks. 🙂 I forgot to repost it on Monday, sieve-brained twat that I am.

Sidings, by Craven Faults 8 track album

Quick heads-up for fellow synthheads. If you love the music of @warringtonruncorn.com then you'll probably also love the music of @cravenfaults.bsky.social, whose excellent new album, "Sidings", is out this week.

cravenfaults.bandcamp.com/album/sidings

America's post-invasion plans for Greenland unveiled...

Just a quick reminder that the #OffGridPod compilation clip show is out. If you enjoy words, trivia, crosswords, quizzes, eclectica, et cetera, then there's bound to be something to divert, fascinate or titillate you.

The "not really about crosswords" #OffGridPod is in its 5th year of diversely digressive diversion. I was General Knowledge's chief researcher on this episode: offgrid.tlmb.net/2025/08/31/a...

If you like #cryptic #crosswords and/or conversational curiosities, give this #podcast a listen in 2026! 📻

Sunburnt Clanger on ozempic

No, Bendick's! Dipping Kendal mint cake in dark chocolate and wrapping it in foil does not turn it into a posh chocolate mint. Yeurgh!