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Sometimes life is just plain shitty, isn't it?

Just had the sort of exchange that reminds me of the good ol' days on X.

Not that they were good, or that I wanted to be reminded of them.

Get yourself back to X, where you belong.

Do you know where it lives?

If you changed the spelling you’d just get a different group of people not pronouncing it as it’s written.

It’s ‘for-red’ btw. Not ‘four head’.

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Wowsers

Wordle 1,767 3/6

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Connections
Puzzle #1045
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You’re changing the goalposts to suit your agenda.

Tumbleweed?

Well, they can throw away the key.

I really must stop leaving my evening shower until I’m tired enough to go to bed. I only got five hours’ sleep last night, too.

It sounds similar to affogato. If you could keep the espresso hot and the ice-cream frozen, it would be out of this world. As it is, you get gloop.

I’m intrigued but not enough to try it.

I loathe melted ice cream.

I'm apparently very sound on the history of Zimbabwe, which I was hitherto unaware of.

🤢

My half was Charlie Parker. Couldn't pin down his surname.

He breathed in air, he blew out light
Charlie Parker was my delight.
(Adrian Mitchell)

Same. It's an age thing.

He was. If you're that clever you can wear all the woolly hats you want.

*scratches head*

Ice cream?

You can get them for £30 or so.

Well I think yon woolly hat bloke was a team on his own. #UniversityChallenge

I got five and a half right.

Well, now you know what to get for Christmas.

Watching #Mastermind.

I knew Germinal.

WTF is Ant-Man, tho?

If you add 100g butter and a fuckton of chips, yes.

Have just had to go round my pot plants with a hose.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT RAINED FOR 45 DAYS IN SUCCESSION? JUST EIGHT WEEKS AGO?

microwave it whole

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