finding a butch who likes madonna is like finding a candle in the middle of a dark field

that’s a good one

idgaf if they get rid of tiktok but i kind of wish they wouldn’t so my simfluencer career can blossom

which one

amy winehouse is in for 2025

lilsimsie has the most followers i’ve seen anyone have on bluesky

no that can’t be right

had a dream that felt exactly like this

iggy azalea is like my albino child i randomly gave birth to in a pre historic african village during pangea. my early human brain thought she was demonic because of her albinism so i wrapped her in a malanga leaf and left her in a cave miles away from the village

move in w me babe

she’s my twin but only on days when my bangs behave

calum hood nude is so real

haiiii oomfie this rly inspired me to make my own :3

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got high and had a vision of my grandma finding out she was pregnant with my dad and i started crying

i’m blue da ba dee da ba die

just realized i’m gonna be 97 in the year 3000🤔🤔🤔

tonight feels like beauty and a beat by justin bieber

hug

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how it feels to be a loner irl but popular on tumblr

life is so crazy

omg i might see it tmrw… is it horny enough

how about u come over and kiss me on my hot mouth