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Happy #NationalNothingDay to all who celebrate. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

This. Absolutely spot on. Every. Single. Word.

Couple of political heavyweights there, along with a hilariously fictitious effort from Liz Truss. @russincheshire.bsky.social

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Sunderland

The dream! Well played.

I don’t get the @metoffice.gov.uk storm naming criteria. Scotland has been absolutely battered the last 24hrs with >80mph gusts, heavy rain/sleet/hail, trees down. Yet not a named storm 🤷

Move to Scotland, parking on the pavement was made illegal in the Transport (Scotland) Act 2019 and has been enforced since 2023:
www.transport.gov.scot/news/pavemen...

So true

I'm old enough to remember when Smallworld was a leading GIS application. According to Wikipedia it was the 'global market leader for GIS in 2010'. Looks like it's still going in some guise: www.gevernova.com/software/pro...

I think you’ll find it’s only 48 days away. Santa comes early where you live.

‘Please do not sit or stand on the colonel’ 🤣🤣🤣

Map showing the location 'Functional Mushroom Drink' using the What Three Words location system.

It's also a very long way from anywhere: what3words.com/functional.m...

My name is Ian and I’m British, which I think makes me a Britian.

I’ve thought about doing this before. I’m soooooooo glad I didn’t.

Ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cats are better than dogs because they're softer, prettier, don't slobber or bark, don't smell, don't bound up at you and are lower maintenance. They are also generally more entertaining. I have owned both and this is my conclusion.

Loving the new album from #BiffyClyro. It’s an absolute banger from start to finish. #Futique

So true. Something we're just getting to 'enjoy' in Edinburgh...

When it happens you won't have to keep refreshing social media. You'll see people running joyfully down the road with their jumpers over their heads and everybody you know will invite you to a party tonight. We'll all open that bottle we've been saving.

Hard agree

I hate statistics that are like “actually there are more bacteria on your pillow case than on a toilet seat” because it’s like yeah? what percentage of that bacteria is from human shit?

Found this lurking in a cupboard at work. Needless to say Windows11 was having none of it and it’s only 26 years old.

“Must be willing to work in an exciting, fast-paced environment.” The environment:

“Must be willing to work in an exciting, fast-paced environment.”

The environment:

I refuse to listen to voice notes. Just fucking type.

Tweet screenshots Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tikt... Follow @theJeremyVine STATEMENT Thank-you for such kind messages about my libel action against Joey Barton. I can confirm it is now concluded and I am satisfied with the result. Mr Barton has now paid out more than half a million pounds in my case alone. 16:05 • 30 Jul 25 • 51.2K Views 71 Reposts 46 Quotes 769 Likes 46 Bookmarks : Most relevant replies v Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h S Replying to @theJeremyVine There seems to be some confusion about the stages of the case. The below is to explain the numbers. I have no further beef with Mr Barton, who has a series of ongoing legal problems to deal with. While defending my libel action, he also became a convicted wifebeater. 1 176 74 1hl 7.4K 贝 Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... •1h g My damages in the case were £110,000. These were paid last year, and Mr Barton made the agreed public apology. But my costs in bringing the case were between 180 and 190k. Mr Barton pledged in court to pay the costs, then chose to argue that the figure was too high. せ2 46 Ill 7.3K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g Frustratingly, this meant I had to bring a separate action to recover my costs. The separate action also had a cost to it. Mr Barton surrendered on the main costs two days before the costs recovery action, but it was too late to avoid being liable for the costs recovery action. t73 © 51 Ill 6.7K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g So Barton paid for the libel. He paid the costs. He paid interest on the costs. He paid the cost of losing a challenge on the costs. And he paid his own costs, which will be more than mine because he had fancier lawyers. He has lost at least half a million pounds. © 92 1hl 6.6K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... BARTON'S BILL 110k - the libel. 160k — my costs. 3.6k — interest on costs. 43k — my costs recovery action. 200k — his costs. MINIMUM £516,600 4 1216 © 101 1hl 6.6K • 1h 贝 ∞ Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... 9.1h g People asked, 'What if Barton refuses to pay, or can't pay?' To ensure he had the funds, I had to commission legal searches on his house. He owns it outright. Lawyers advised me that if he did not pay, they could put a charge on his house. セし7 © 57 1hl 6.1K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h This would mean Mr Barton would effectively become my tenant, paying me rent to live there. If he fell behind with the rent, I would have the right to evict him or force the sale of his house to recoup my debt. 4 174 072 In 6.4K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I had no wish to be in that position and I am grateful to my lawyers in ensuring we got the final payments in today. My barrister is Gervase de Wilde @5RB and my solicitor is Judith Thompson, who specialises in online defamation. If you need her she is here: @devonsolicitors 1 174 59 1l1 9.9K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I may return to this subject in due course but for now it is a relief just to be vindicated and to have the case settled so decisively. Thank-you for reading this, especially if you sent messages of support. J 4 173 • 112 Ill 9.6K

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious