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Posts by dave [he/him]

i have officially relapsed. i'm on twitter again.

@mangledjaw follow me and i'll follow you back

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my back hurts

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They haven’t invented a sippy cup tough enough to handle my piss 💪

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and by them i mean the cut up body pieces

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cut up the body and scatter them across the country. you're welcome.

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If you were to dispose of a body that is a male 5'10 210lbs 32 years old and has been deceased for 3 hours, how would you do it? Please answer fast!

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Donate to Help a Family Without Power Move Somewhere Safer, organized by Trinity Grider Please help my family and I raise money to cover expenses and move out… Trinity Grider needs your support for Help a Family Without Power Move Somewhere Safer

i don't really like posting links like this but my good friend @graciouspirate.bsky.social needs urgent help. their family's power box suddenly burst last friday night & they ended up staying in a hotel. i urge my homies following to at least share this, pretty please ^_^

gofund.me/a35a0c42

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hi

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homedawg i'm a minor who needs his mother to drive him around. i uh,,, can't really do much??? at least by being trans & gay i'm pissing the govt off

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thermonuclear bomb

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Silence

Is

Complicity

Straighten your spine
Speak & live your truth

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hey fellas i have a new username. thanks neocities!

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a picture of an owl with pedro pascal's face photoshopped over it

a picture of an owl with pedro pascal's face photoshopped over it

Pedro Pascowl

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Moon shining over still water

Moon shining over still water

The moon over the Mediterranean tonight in Nice

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oh god 50 followers. imagine 50 big buff men chasing you in a dark parking lot. oh dear.

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i died on here but ptv dropped

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my back hurts

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meow

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yeah

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Declare today, “I have the favor of my dick. I can do all things through the dick. I am strong in my dick. No weapon formed against me will prosper. I will defeat this giant."

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Your dick never left you. It’s been right by your side. That’s how you made it through. My questions are not, "Was it unfair, did they do you wrong, were you left out?" We all agree that it wasn’t right that you got knocked down. My question is, "Are you getting back up?"

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Your dick will take what you have left, breathe on it, and it will multiply. When it favors you, when it vindicates you, when it restores you, the little will become much. New doors will open, opportunity will find you, the right people will show up.

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When you know your dick and what it’s done, that it’s already defeated the enemy, you won’t be moved by opposition. You won’t fall apart when trouble comes. It can’t stop your purpose.

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The abortion corner is full.

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nuh uh

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i spent nearly an hour on this fyi

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So when i have an idea, i almost always follow up with the idea

a month ago i thought turbo wreck-it ralph and sollux homestuck would be a great ship.

Today i gave birth to this beautiful image. @randomalistic.bsky.social thank you for getting me into the WIW fandom

(this is a shitpost, kind of)

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meow

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i need some help don't i

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