You know what?
Hell yeah!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says info wars Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a screen that says info wars with a tin foil hat on his head. This shit is suspicious as fuck, yo. Like they're all meeting in a secret bunker to blast off into space after their little trial run. And, Muskrat is acting all suspicious and uncharacteristically demure.

I don't wanna be mean but there's a lot of really, rich old white people dying as our country free falls down the lily-white rabbit asshole of fascism fuckery. i don't want to say it's suspicious but...

You need to report that to HR. If you try to talk to that fucker, I promise you, they will sprint to the HR office claiming you harrassed them.

An Afro-surrealist musical version of hamlet 😭 we had it all

a girl in a sailor suit is praying with her hands together ALT: a girl in a sailor suit is praying with her hands together

And may the insurance claim fail. Amen.

The souls of the ancestors finally free:

…sometimes

Wait I might need that pillow back there was a jump scare 🧍🏽‍♀️

a group of people standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream ALT: a group of people standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream

May both sides of your pillow be cool

Oh! That’s good! That is weird then lol the marketing team is probably flipping out about it too

Fucking finally

No and it might be a scam. Don’t send them any of your information 🙁

White men finally clocking in against fascism:

The ancestors reading this:

if I got ate up like this 30+ years ago, I too would hold a grudge against the media.

a woman stands in front of a stained glass window holding a microphone with the word juju on the bottom ALT: a woman stands in front of a stained glass window holding a microphone with the word juju on the bottom

And that’s on FAVOR!! Needed that reminder this morning!

*me looking at the quotes and comments*:

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

I know I’m not in the write timeline because people use words like “expiry”. It’s been expiration or expire my entire life. Someone get me out of here.

a girl in a blue sweater and floral pants is standing in a room . Alt: a black person in a blue sweater and floral pants is standing in a room and burst into laughter .

Do y'all really believe tory lanez was Stabbed? Like...c'mon now...it's clearly a publicity stunt.

a man and a girl are sitting on a bench and the girl has a red hat that says good luck ALT: a man and a girl are sitting on a bench and the girl has a red hat that says good luck

The funniest thing the Undead Unluck creators did was try to convince us that a couple that relied on that much sexual tension only had one child.

She's saving it for that act iii collab

And that magic just can’t be replicated

I love free little Black girls 🥰

Yes but could we try? Just for the fun of it?

a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck . ALT: a man in a white turtleneck is dancing in a pink room with a lanyard around his neck .

You know what? Yeah! Didn’t even think about it like that but hell yeah!

Anyone who hides the truth about my parents’ already mysterious murder is going on a t-shirt. Cap, Buck, Fury, Widow, Hawkeye, Phil, Maria. You ALL gonna be in some clip art clouds.