a man and a woman are standing in a dark room . Alt: From the movie Labyrinth, David Bowie as the Goblin King opposite to the goblin/muppet Hoggle. Bowie dramatically reprimands Hoggle while wearing the world's tightest set of trousers.

i get where you're going, but have you considered...

Still image from The Meaning of Life. The tuxedo-clad Maître D' holds a menu and escorts an almost impossibly corpulent patron known as Mr Creosote, who also dons a tuxedo. Palm fronds decorate the wood panelled background.

I am imagining that someone is Mr. Creosote from "The Meaning of Life"

Picture showing Ernst Röhm framed by the silhouette of a trophy. The text reads "The Ernst Röhm Award For Excellence In Collaboration"

A screenshot of the Daily Tism Patreon page with a picture of a woman comforting a man

Lottie Fitzgerald, 26, is reportedly likely to piss you off at some point, and so may as well self-flagellate beforehand, while she’s enjoying her brief morning burst of energy.

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“I’m out of here bitches.”

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

yes this timeline is a rough route. yes there are waves of strife. but behind it all lies the inertia of all things which prompted fish to trot out of the ocean and humans to gather in commune. we are driven to fill the nothing with ourselves, with LOVE. its the unconquerable wind behind our sails

"Who would have predicted this?"

- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.

"Well why didn't I hear them."

You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.

this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be

Charlie Kirk: "god's perfect law says gay people should be stoned to death" REGISTER AT COMIACICO HOUGHTCRIME 0:09 ARLIE KIRK & JACK POSOBIEC MS. RACHEL'S PRIDE MONT *

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

liberals use "purity" like fascists use "woke," and to describe the same things

"You can't criticize Newsom because he's the only one who can stand up to Trump." Literally NONE of that sentence is true. Not a single part of it. It's not "purity politics" to say hey, we have three years to find someone better than this greasy toad. The bar can be more than 1 inch from the floor.

So it's piracy and harm when people share ROMs... but it's "business" and "the future" when AI companies eat everything in sight.

Frieren

Doctor Who

- genius goofball who lives like a hobo
- outlives everyone they know because they're nigh-immortal
- struggles to make human connections
- takes in stray misfits to wander around with them
- is capable of horrific violence

I'm just sayin'

Members of Evanescence on a couch all with bongos and expressing delight

All members of My Chemical Romance with bongos showing Emo levels of delight

Timeline Cleanse Time

Here's Evanescence & My Chemical Romance playing Donkey Konga during the “Nintendo Fusion Tour”

Putting up a pride flag this year has meant our next door neighbor felt safe to put one up too, it’s meant the neighbor’s kid on the other side felt safe enough to tell me about himself.

I know it’s not safe everywhere to put one up (ngl might not be here either), but it is worth it

It's rosy maple moth season in Virginia!! My favorite time of year! Can you believe we get to share a universe with this amazing species? It's like pink lemonade had a baby with a muppet.

An inaturalist photo of the cranefly Hexatoma albitarsis taken by user terrinorris (https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/51841205)

new boots on waiting for my friends to come pick me up

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

born to put bugles on my fingers, forced to post about putting bugles on my fingers