probably not

if i ever win the lottery there will be signs and one of them will be an aircooled targa in irish green

but we’re safe otherwise. god they’re pretty tho

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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2008 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S Targa

2008 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S Targa

2008 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S Targa

2008 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S Targa

honestly I just really love Nordic Gold Metallic

www.rnrclassics.be/nl/wagens/31...

that’s what happens when you design a *small* jet in the 1960s and it gets used well past its expiration date!!! it sucks! retire that shit!

"I get no respect!"

Reminder we are in our LAST WEEK of merch preorders! If you want a shirt, your time is now!

Kash Patel's Hacked Emails YouTube video by take my wi-fi please

I'm back from my week in time out! and I have a new video! go watch it!!

Shohei Ohtani has now reached base in 47 consecutive games and that's a lot.

also suboptimal bsky.app/profile/jaso...

suboptimal

for FUCK’S sake, what

big part of why the right insists everyone on the left is a paid agitator is because they themselves constantly put over paid agitators

Liberté, Égalité, Forkbombé

90% of being a good shitposter is not scaring the hoes. But the other 10% of being a good shitposter is scaring the hoes.

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

ALLONS ENFANT LA DE LA PATRIE
LE JOUR DE DESKTOP LINUX EST ARRIVÉ

🤦‍♀️

also it's been a month so I must reiterate, the Dick Driller 9000 is real and it can hurt you

toolguyd.com/combo-woodwo...

But woodworkers in the USA haven’t cracked a book since middle school, so instead you get Facebook fights about whether Ridgid’s shitty planer or Craftsman’s shitty jointer has warmer, more analog sound

nah, it's usually fine. should note that i'm using the gift cards after hours in a state of mind where driving is ill-advised tho, so i'm probably not the best guess on quality.

also never get fries from delivery, but that's true for any outfit

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

me, sometimes, when work gives me gift cards in lieu of us having an office to have depressing team lunches in

i've seen how much red bull you drink.

it's been a delight. you're insane.

me and sickboy scamming bank cards on the northernlion supercruise and trying 0451 as the pin on all of them

The Vimes Boots Theory has been running up hard against "are these boots $200 because they're built right, or is that purely a brand positioning thing and they're made of the same 1mm-thick fake leather as the $50 ones"

space ghost ass to ass

i would respectfully disagree from a place of recognition

it's actually twobuckshot now, because of inflation