See, I think we should allow ABS challenges against opposing players, but we've simply gone too far when we're allowing ABS to be used against my team.

JR Richard and Nolan Ryan wearing the tequila sunrise unis with the numbers on the pants

Tom Seaver leaning on Carlton Fisk. They both have the White Sox '80s uniforms with the numbers on the pants, but Fisk has catcher's gear on, so you can only see the pants number on Seaver.

Bring back pants numbers, you cowards!

it's really funny that anthropic claims their latest model is "too dangerous to release" and named it mythos. Yeah man my new ai is soooo powerful. it's called uhhh Fabrication

Could we get a home run astronaut helmet instead? Can somebody get @astroterry.bsky.social on the line?

The cowboy hat is now 1-5

Okay, hear me out: Could the home run cowboy hat be bad luck?

Annual reminder

All I want to know is, why would the Astros do this to us? Why would they hurt us like this?

Bro, wait 'til these people find out about cars

My husband keeps asking when Framber's gonna pitch, and it's very hurtful

Nah, man, the titties are a class-neutral feature of this program. Rich ones, poor ones, mythical ones... It's got 'em all.

They've basically come as close as possible to making soft-core pornography. The number of titties is truly inexplicable given that, again, this is a retelling of Robin Hood.

This show has Sean Bean, Steven Waddington, and Connie Nielsen giving *captivating* performances of some of the silliest dialogue you've ever heard. I could watch five hundred hours of it.

Gratuitous nudity and people getting murdered every ten minutes, but also Friar Tuck is there. Incredible.

MGM+ dared to ask, "What if we told the story of Robin Hood but in the style of Game of Thrones and with no production budget?"

And baby, it rules.

Huh, don't see a lot of those. Usually it's short for Mastodonald.

I keep getting stuff about protesting my property taxes, and I'm like, "Uh, no thanks, I think I'll take the schools and roads?"

I would stop watching baseball completely before I became a Rangers fan

Magnolia mayor under investigation over assault allegations is in county jail Matthew Dantzer was in jail Tuesday, three weeks after the Texas Rangers confirmed they were investigating assault allegations against him.

Magnolia in the news! With George Coulam gone, I was afraid there'd be no one left to make my hometown look bad! 🙌
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

This isn't about that, this is just about Katie Stewart continuing to damage that building

I had to go to the bad site, but I got it

Can someone rip me a clip of Katie Stewart's walk off homer so I can watch it on repeat for about six hours?

Don't worry, I already have a brain MRI scheduled

Bo Porter's name just came unbidden into my mind

💅

This is, uh... Literal Nazi shit?

My stove with a beautiful, custom wooden stove cover. And it's sealed like a cutting board on top so we can prep food on it. There's also a cute tiny cutting board he made that we set our salt and pepper shakers on. And three of the cutting boards on the left are also Bob originals.

AND THEN TODAY WE GOT A PACKAGE!

I sent a picture from Wayfair or something of a wooden stove cover and asked if my father-in-law could make one for us and he replied, "Why would you want to put wood on a stove top?"

My father-in-law is a hobbyist woodworker, and a couple months ago I sent him a picture of a stove cover and asked if he could make us one

Setting my automatic reply like, "Due to the unbearable weight of existence, please allow up to three business days for a response."

Texas Rangers city connect uniform

When you're about to leave a 7% tip at the TexMex place