The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Mac OSX running classic Mode on a Nintendo Wii

Is this normal

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

I don't wanna work I just wanna play videogames

The only persons who can say and it be true, “I love you from the moon and back.”

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flip...

In a 1993 issue of Famitsu, the magazine reached out to Nintendo Japan to answer questions related to Mario for the release of Super Mario All-Stars. One of them was about "Mario's favorite foods": 「マリオはキノコが好物なのはもちろんのこと、タマネギやピーマン、食用ギクなども好きなんですよ」(任天堂) "Mario loves mushrooms, of course, but he also likes onions, bell peppers, and edible chrysanthemums" (Nintendo) [pictures of the foods in question] Source: Weekly Famitsu (Japan), Issue 239, July 16th 1993

In 1993, the Japanese Famitsu magazine inquired Nintendo about Mario's favorite foods. Nintendo replied that Mario's favorite foods are mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, and surprisingly, edible chrysanthemums.

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Actor Charlie Day Says Luigi Mangione is One of His Favorite Luigis

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie actor Charlie Day has namechecked Luigi Mangione as one of his favorite Luigis, in an interview that has quickly gone viral and will likely cause a few upended tea tables within Nintendo.

Kinda... but not now

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

A picture of the CRT monitor with Windowmaker running, you can see fastfetch and discord open (but barely make them out bc taking pictures of these things is HARD)

so after multiple years of searching I finally have a CRT monitor!!

One version of the Mario Bros. arcade has an oversight where reaching 980,000 points gets a Game Over. This happens because the game starts giving Mario extra lives on every frame, overflowing the life counter. As such, he is literally killed by being showered with extra lives.

Kingdom Hearts key artwork (2002)

On this day, 24 years ago Kingdom Hearts first released in Japan (2002)

#retro #art #gaming #KingdomHearts

multiple sign in options, one of which is wet-dry world

whatever man Sure let me login with wetdry world who gives a shit

SNES Box Art from Chrono Trigger

SNES Box Art - Chrono Trigger

🤞🤞

Late for Miku day

Happy 63rd birthday to Zelda Producer Eiji Aonuma!

He's been working at Nintendo for 38 years and on Zelda games for over 28 years.

The series has been in great hands under his leadership.

Rosalina ~ ✨

👀👁‍🗨

grace Ashcroft

you KNOW she was the kid that wouldn't shut up about hacking her PSP

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

That looks hard