I was tired and I wanted to go home, but I made it into the precinct!

The surf? Did he mean the Gulf?

"Psychics" learned this a long time ago.

But the Trump regime doesn't want to admit that Christ was a loser for a little bit.

He's not wearing the orange poopoo makeup today.

He looks much too healthy today.

He looks too damn healthy today.

Good. They'll be ripe for doxxing.

He's governing?

Same movie. What did we have to be so angsty about? Obama was president?

My lord, the things I want to say but won't because I know the good children will hate.

Right? How did I not see that?

Yeah, gangsters are unhappy doing anything but gangster stuff. It's a common trope.

Well, that's not ever gonna happen. Acceptance is the first step.

"These" including the President? Do you work for the feds now, me man (or woman)?

He would survive if he was in prison, though.

Yes, everyone wants to look like a sociopath these days.

What if that's the actual haircut he asks the salon to give him?

Geez, his name alone makes him sound like a real dick. Did the mother know that was his name?

Elon in a Beatles wig.

You like RFK Jr. better?

Tucker is actually likeable.

Why is this story coming out now? He died in 1993. You like conspiracy theories.

I heard this in a British accent.

Bush hates Trump. I would put money on Clinton if it's real.

Rapist are going to rape.

Is he saying grandma got raped by a gay man and that's why there's gay people?

He's already become a meme. Just search for it.

It's always fun to try to figure out who's leaking information.

Is that Shaggy?