jim gordon: batman.

batman: jim.

batman's detective vision: [1600x zoom on gordon's mustache, HUD pop-up that says 'IDENTITY: JIM GORDON' in a font with no curves]

My current tolerance is "20mg puts me in the next galaxy over" so this is mad impressive to me

100mg of THC in one sitting!!!! I think that would turn my skull into some kind of geode on the inside

The greatest crime here was Snell -- adding a ditto face to one of the most clearly thirst-trap characters of the era. @oscarwestberg.bsky.social knew what he was doing making that goblin man FINE AF

Did some fun dittos for Stephen's Patreon!!

A uniformed ICE agent stands near the TSA checkpoint at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Inset: a tear gas canister in a small zipper baggie

ICE Agent Packs 3.4oz Tear Gas for Airport Deployment

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Chicago Remixes St. Paddy’s River Dye To Much More Stylish “Muted Sage” Chicago Remixes St. Paddy’s River Dye To Much More Stylish “Muted Sage” DOWNTOWN RIVERWALK — This St. Paddy’s Day, the city of Chicago is looking to add a little more style to the yearly tradition of

Chicago Remixes St. Paddy’s River Dye To Much More Stylish “Muted Sage”

he is a handsome younger man after all...

MCM Monthly : Volume 1 | Memory Card Manuscript Get more from Memory Card Manuscript on Patreon

New volume of MCM Monthly is out! Really excited for this newsletter to become a positive monthly ritual. This is the first paywalled volume (all yours for $2 🏂) but Volume 0 is still up for free, if you want to get a taste of what it is. www.patreon.com/posts/150957...

Caption: Sexy Fedoras and Other Ways To Romantically Honor The St. Valentines Day Massacre -- Pinky Huffman, Fashion Columnist / Image: A pink-tinted image of a well-muscled and handsome man with no shirt, overalls, and a fedora. He's holding a cigar and smiling flirtatiously. Cartoon hearts surround him. Inset: a smug-looking man (Pinky Huffman) in an orange suit and bow tie.

OPINION: Sexy Fedoras and Other Ways To Romantically Honor The St. Valentines Day Massacre

by Pinky Huffman, Fashion Columnist

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watch as bluesky absolutely massacres the image quality on these. bluesky fucking hates nice crisp pixels and will stop at nothing to boil them into sludge

been getting a lot of asks about the critter monks on tumblr. i like to make little doodles to go along with my answers

come write funnie jokes w/ me and my friends!

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

We WILL conquer this mountain or something or oh no we died so much

Caption: “Abolish ICE” in the Lead for Snow Plow Naming Contest, But Only Because “Abolish, Prosecute, and Imprison ICE, Impeach Noem and Homan, and Send Stephen Miller into Space” Wouldn’t Fit / Image: a snowplow with this incredibly long name stretching across the whole side of the truck

“Abolish ICE” in the Lead for Snow Plow Naming Contest, But Only Because “Abolish, Prosecute, and Imprison ICE, Impeach Noem and Homan, and Send Stephen Miller into Space” Wouldn’t Fit

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

The issues page of the Bernie 2020 website with "Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam" photoshopped as the top issue

Now more than ever before

bratty bottom obi-wan. think about this (I’m stressed out enough that I can legally tweet whatever I want. SHUT UP)

Our big January show is tonight at 7, tickets still on sale at the Lincoln Lodge below. Check out this wildly great cast of goblins and their players (art by @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social and @erikmorrison.bsky.social)! Going to be a fantastic one tonight www.eventbrite.com/e/thirst-for...

If only for the satisfaction of The Sizzle

Let’s go 2026: yaoi, evil deeds, biting, financial crimes, fireball and counterspell as soon as they’re available, sock garters, pet reptiles, puppy, pupy, perfumed letters, Greek pastries, throwing Ass, reading the fine print, WD Gaster, tenderness, tomato slices, riddles (back, sorry quandaries),

✨ IT'S HERE ✨

Join us in celebrating Into the Aether's 2025 Game of the Year Spectacular, an unsurprisingly lengthy mp3 file for you and yours packed to the brim with the very best games the year had to offer.

Listen at intothecast.online, and share it with a friend if you're feeling generous. 💞

incredible vibes from all three of us tbh

photo of erik listening to their two advisors give really good non-evil advice while they listen thoughtfully

erik's advisor ned has a plan that is piquing erik's interest - it's most definitely some sort of murder extortion kinda deal. but fun!

losing my mind over these gay mafia photos I don't remember us taking @erikmorrison.bsky.social @nedjorts.bsky.social

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Delivery Robots Given Santa Hats, Instructed To Mow Down Anyone Lacking “Christmas Cheer” RANCH TRIANGLE – Currently outnumbering poorly trained doodle-mixes on the sidewalks of the most affluent parts of Chicago are food-delivery robots. You’ve probably seen them speeding along Halsted,

Delivery Robots Given Santa Hats, Instructed To Mow Down Anyone Lacking “Christmas Cheer”

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YOU 🫵 can turn your phone into a MEDIEVAL 🏰 manuscript and it WILL ✅ change your LIFE

Deeply disappointed in Larian’s stance on generative AI. Trust your talented employees and stop conceding to this garbage tech used to delete jobs and burn the planet.

my game of the year pick for 2025: a squirrel feeder on the shelf at a goodwill with a label on it that say “SQUIRREL DINER 2”

GOTY 2025?

Chicago-area TTRPG nerds -- I'm running a table at @thirstforadventure.bsky.social 's first game night on Sunday! Sign up if you wanna play d&d with us!

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-guild-...