Look, some mornings I awake from troubled dreams to find my entire inbox transformed into a email pitch about edible insects.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

A siren against a dark cloudy sky with the text "It is Wednesday my dudes" but with Wednesday replaced by Severe Weather Awareness Week

I've listened to this six times through already

two men standing next to each other with the words i 'm writing this down this is good stuff on the bottom Alt: Marty McFly's dork dad takes notes in Back to the Future. "I'm writing this down. This is good stuff."

Don't tell 9-year-old me, but I'm takin notes

Really? In front of my high-quality copper ingots?

Gasp! Ea-nāṣir mentioned!

dimetrodon noooooo

Stegosaurus Is My Second-Favorite Dinosaur The bones in its face just make it look so cool. It’s huge, its knees are awesome, and of course, it has tail spikes. I would be totally remiss if I didn’t mention the sweet tail spikes.

And in conclusion: theonion.com/stegosaurus-...

Now chasing the dog around the house, yelling dinosaur names at her. "Anklyosaurus!" I tell her. "Dimetrodon!"

And commit to maintain and repair what we build
*cough Berger Fountain cough cough*

Big McLargehuge!

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die?

MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here


BERMAN: I was quoting

“Acts or threats of violence the primary purpose of which is to spread terror among the civilian population are prohibited.”

Geneva Convention Additional Protocol I
and
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, § 5.2.2

Absolutely furious. I thought we were smooter than this.

I just followed them with a quickness

This video has healed me.

GASP!!!

This is literally just people celebrating Eid al Adha

Blair Witch III: In The Gutter

Never once did I write a column this persuasive.

a black and white photo of a forest with trees and branches covered in leaves . Alt: Black and white “found footage” of spooky twigs knotted into spooooky shapes from the movie The Blair Witch Project.

Dooooo it

a bunch of peeps in a gaudy Oval Office wearing too-big shoes.

The winner of this year's WaPo Peeps Diorama Contest is "A Shaming of the Shoes."

www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

They can take our lives, but they will never take our em dash

4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence NEW YORK—Law enforcement officials confirmed Friday that four more copy editors were killed this week amid ongoing violence between two rival gangs divided by their loyalties to the The Associated Pre...

Die, Oxford comma!!!
theonion.com/4-copy-edito...

The crowd comes on little cat feet?

MY CAR IS SO LOUD YOU GUYS

Aaaaaarrrgh someone catalytic converternapped my catalytic converter.

St. Paul, MN

@reuters.com #NoKings

Please tell me this story has a happy ending?