I just hate AI slop

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

CNN headline Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks 16 HR AGO By Sandee LaMotte

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I loved the Powerpuff Girls - I kept a Buttercup bobble head I got out of cereal on display in my room to my late teens.

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WAS SUPER POPULAR WITH YOUNG BOYS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

Are we calling Maleficent and The Wicked Witch of the West minor characters? They were the chief antagonists.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

This is so, so well-articulated.

And I want to say to the fuckfaces trying to strangle the life out of every queer person in the USA, one of people I love the most had to endure conversion therapy and you didn’t break them. These monsters keep terrorizing but ultimately will lose because they’re trying to imprison the human spirit.

Make duckling, not war. 🪶 🐣

Part of the reason they’ve gotten so far with this route of attack is that way too many people take sports *way* too seriously.

Like, I’m really into the arts, but I recognise it is all for fun and entertainment at the end of the day and isn’t more important than basic human dignity.

It’s nice to feel like my #Milifandom is being somewhat validated all these years later

Hit you back with a wonderful UKLG quote I saw for the first time today

I am legitimately furious every time I am reminded about Starfleet Academy’s cancellation.

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This article is darkly fascinating as an example of how transphobia infects your entire ideology. The core argument is that we should not believe people when they say they are trans, were sexully abused or have a mental disorder.

[bursts into room, sweating] Cotswolds have gone woke
My work colleagues: what?
[loads up shotgun, talking over shoulder as I leave] Cotswolds. Have. Gone. Woke.

Home Simpson speaking to Marge: “But when I do it, it’s cute.”

Transphobia 🤝 Racism

Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

I had heard about the racism but when I read Call of Cthulhu I was *not* prepared!

Always thought this video with 800 views by a guy on YouTube named Daniel Cupps should have a few million more. It is even better that it ends in the most reprehensible way I can think of. No better way to prove the point.

Will there be an ED today?

Elect Farage, get Putin.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold