Maybe if they all followed the rules of the road there would be less accidents/deaths...
Same with car drivers,too...

I'm betting that the kid shooter and the 'dead' fella are both squirrelled away under some sort of witness protection programme.
You read it here first...

Agreed...but they should play 'The Laughing Policeman ' when mentioning Leicester City...

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The last three minutes of Purple Rain,the guitar bit,is the best,imo,but it's never played bc it then lasts 7+ minutes.
I suppose if the DJ needed a shit,though...

How long have tou got...?

"You can't beat a bit of Beto..." !!!
YTFT!!!

Vindaloo for lunch...?

Mentioned Jota yet...?

Looking good for 'The Beto Derby'
UTFT !!!

We can't lose,Shirley...?

'Teach Dash and max how to brush their teeth...' Are they pets or,surely not,kids names...?
Some people.

I'll have a dandelion and burdock with a cream soda chaser...

I'm sure they just slipped his mind. We all do it from time to time. Why,l remember,one day,l forgot my handkerchief...
It happens.

Births,deaths,taxes and an Everton derby win at HDS...
Bring it on...

S/T for ten years...? Spent longer queuing for sausage rolls in the top balcony,lad...

Five.Yes,five. Count 'em2.3.4.5.8

Widens door frame...
YTFT.
2-0 Sunday.

Yes ..but Fulham...Nah.

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You've spelled 'three' wrong,there...

Looks like a sock and lentils...
How shite is that ?

Are you any good with parking tickets...?

Let's have another referendum. Can't be to difficult to organise if the Tories organised the last one...

Imagine 18 points.....
''More turps,barman...''

'' Another cigarette,sir...? You cunt...?''

Salesians...? If lf blackboard duster throwing was an Olympic sport they'd win gold every time...

Not according to my local petrol station it ain't...

How many Presidential pardons can one person be given ...?

Why..Why..Why.

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The annoying thing is that when the time comes for him to go on trial he'll get away with it on the grounds of insanity.
Just you wait and see.

Just who did you think was going to pay for the new ground...? Just the club ?
Just accept the rises or don't bother.
UTFT!