A CRT television shows a menu screen from FF6 and the character MOG

BRB, mogging

There's nothing like starting your day with Ants From Up There.

Between The Stranger and Holes I had a pretty great weekend at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

Liberals have guns like conservatives have abortions - they just don't talk about it.

Euphoria isn't Euphoria anymore. It's Sam Levinson's anti-Trump, pro-neoliberal Breaking Bad fanfiction. Andale reads like a bad play written by the arty kid who's parents had tons of money and paid for their art career.

What even is Euphoria Season 3

A ★★★★½ review of Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) "Now let's get these other piggies wiggling." Watched with my girlfriend. Style as substance. If a long island iced tea could be a movie, it would be Kill Bill. There's a little something for everyone...

Style as substance. If a long island iced tea could be a movie, it would be Kill Bill.

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A ½ review of Pinecone (2026) "He's not a fox! He's a creature! And not your average animal!" Why yes, I do watch IHE on YouTube, why do you ask? A fully AI-generated Pixar ripoff. In some ways, Pinecone is fascinating. Mainly bec...

Nightmarish. This movie made me say "we're so fucked" out loud.

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A ★★★★★ review of Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003) It might not be the right time I might not be the right one But there's something about us I want to say 'Cause there's something between us anyway I might not be the right one It might not be the rig...

I could huff the vibes of this movie.

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ICYMI: We're excited to announce that our NEW BATHROOMS are Now Open!

Thank you for bearing with us while the bathrooms in our lobby underwent some much-needed renovations.

Donald Trump is a blaspheming, self-worshipping antichrist.

A ★★★★ review of After Hours (1985) "This is not a book. This is a prolonged insult. A gob of spit in the face of art. A kick in the pants to truth, beauty, God...something like that." Watched with my discord movie crew. And yes. We did...

Watching this is always a pleasure.

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A ★★ review of The Dreadful (2026) "Evil is not always obvious." Tangled for sad girls meets Onibaba for teaboos. On one hand, I am glad this movie exists because sad girls and teaboos need movies too. On the other hand, I wish that th...

This movie did something to me.

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A ★★★★ review of The Mummy (1999) "You always did have more balls than brains." Watched with my girlfriend, who has never seen this before today. Peak big budget Hollywood adventure cinema. The 1990s boiled down into one film. A light...

T H E M U M M Y

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I'm about to show my girlfriend Ali the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz for the first time.

I also wanted to try this bcs yes I do draw their body under the ‘UI’ and all HAHA but I think it looks a little silly idk…

A ★½ review of Hunting Matthew Nichols (2024) "You've never played D&D? What are you? A nerd?" Watched with my girlfriend. At it's absolute core, Hunting Matthew Nichols is a good and interesting idea executed in the worst way possible. It's an h...

Play satanic ritual games, win satanic ritual prizes.

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THE WOLF AMONG US (1981)

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Alfred Molina as that bugfuck crazy coke dealer in Boogie Nights. He’s sweaty, wearing an open silver robe, and holding a gun.

open the fuckin’ strait ya crazy bastards

Happy Easter! He is risen!

Trickle down economics is a hoax.

This t-shirt is not.

Get yours today and help me spread the word about this economic myth. https://bit.ly/4v94gzU

Happy Easter from the Music Box Theatre🐰

A “mini eggs” packet, sitting empty on a plate

Eggs are part of a healthy breakfast

Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)

Stroszek (1977)

Fitzcarraldo (1982)

Images from films directed by Werner Herzog and shot by cinematographer Thomas Mauch - BOTD in 1937

Even Dwarfs Started Small (1970)
Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)
Stroszek (1977)
Fitzcarraldo (1982)

THE DRAMA is the new GONE GIRL in the sense that if you take your partner to see this movie, you're going to find out real quick if your relationship will survive.