It is time to watch Nikola Jokic play basketball

Thinking of my canonical marijuana experience where I watched my roommates play Ultimate Spider-Man on the PS2 for 2+ hours while internally chortling and going "it would be crazy if this was real... but there's no way to make Spider-Man into a video game"

I was so nervous for it the entire time.

These chimp vases, on the other hand, terrify me.

My husband is troubled that I don’t think any of these look creepy.

OH NO THE HAVE REAL HUMAN HAIR.

Alright some of the dolls in this Creepiest Antiques Roadshow Dolls compilation are fine.

It’s better the less I know about why they’re so amazed.

I love when the nerd (laudatory) appraisers in on Antiques Roadshow get all verklempt because some vase is super rare and special.

Um.

Monty the cat is always affectionate and clingy, but he follows me absolutely everywhere to nuzzle me when he knows I’m having a bad day. 🥹

I too would like to lay in the grass on sedatives.

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

I think the ones who endorsed him did. (Not mine, we are normal.)

This was always who Ron Paul was. He sold insane racist and antisemitic conspiracy newsletters, and supported an attempt by the founders of stormfront to do a coup in Dominica. The fact he got treated as this cute weird elf when he ran for President was appalling.

Spring in Philadelphia.

these two things matter because a lot of people that claim to be politically homeless really aren’t. a lot of people currently on the left or center would be happier being openly libertarian or right wing

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

I’m gonna be rooting for Houston in that series because I respect KD so much as a Poaster.

Dikembe Mutombo was at a bar around the corner right after my oldest was born, and I briefly considered going over there.

Of course, I didn’t, because it’s insane to risk bringing a newborn into a crowded bar during flu season for anyone less than Allen Iverson.

I really like LeBron and Luka, but like everyone my age from the Philly metro area, I am physically incapable of being happy for the Lakers.

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

It’s very weird to me that he still loves musicians who hated him personally. I dunno, I’m built different (insane grudge holder).

Yeah, that’s what I mean. Right now the only primary opponent seems very nice but has no experience in elected office.

I could be wrong given the last two years, but I really think it’s gotta be someone with political experience.

I’m not sure what’s gonna happen with that race. One of the big issues with his challengers (and Carper’s before he retired) is that they’ve never held elected office before, and that rubs a lot of people the wrong way. But he’s not matching the mood of the base at all.

Man.

A guy lost the marathon in my city today because he celebrated before finishing. I would die.

“We blew it up.”