Oh? Did MAGAt extraordinaire Buzz Lightyear, uh, er, Aldrin join n on the voices for Democracy and freedom?

I doubt it. He’s scum.

When your doctorate comes from reading 2 self-help books over a weekend and finding an institution that gives out doctorate degrees for doing that.

Quid pro quo is a standard operating procedure for MAGA.

As long as the $Billions are funneled directly to TRE45ON himself.

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Translation: we’ll be adjusting interest rates, sometimes up to 10x a day, at trump’s direction so he can begin to pocket $Billions there too.

He’s a fat fucking dummy.

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Fat fuck is going to get US into a war with China and then want everyone to support him.

He is putting our military in harms way because he’s a fat stupid fucking coward that hid in his basement when he was needed for an actual fight.

Bottom shelf liquor for sure.

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An Israeli soldier in southern Lebanon.

Please explain what smashing an image of Jesus from a crucifix has to do with rooting out Islamic terrorism, which is the official excuse for Israel's program of bombing and destroying entire towns and villages.

Or which eye to look at…

We’ve never had a patient that identified red, green, AND blue correctly.

You aced the test! Here’s a lick-and-stick gold star for your forehead.

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“I did not know them or about them…”.

Hmm…either this is a lie or the fat from the food he wolfs down like an emaciated jackal is going straight to his head.

Either way, no thanks #FoodNetwork

Guylinler Nancy needs to be excommunicated immediately.

We don’t want heretics in our church.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Charge Fraulein Bondi with 30,000 counts of obstruction of justice.

“Dr.” Oz read a few self help books over a weekend then found somewhere/anywhere that would give him a degree for it.

Depends are very dependable.

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She should be charged with 30,000 counts of Obstruction of Justice and when found guilty, she should be charged as a co-conspirator.

That’s how the law works.

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Oh, damn…😂😂😂😂😂

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After unsuccessful negotiations with Iran, Vice President JD Vance returns to the US and appears genuinely touched to see the love of his life there waiting to welcome him home.

(waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it)
#JDVance #Iran

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Derp, duh, phbbbt…space force…blather, blather, yammer, yammer…

Their response: dead silence for almost 2 minutes.

Best astronauts EVER!!!

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It was painful to watch them having to listen to TRE45ON yammer on about space force.

They handled it well by responding with 2 minutes of dead silence after he stopped blathering.

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To let the Russians have a look. For a price, of course.

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That’s because that fat fuck has never done anything for our country. He’s never served (he cowered when called upon) and he’s never been a value add for US (plunders, steals, defrauds, rapes, and destroys US at every turn.

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She’s have a hard time shaking her Russian accent.

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And because she came here on an Einstein visa, Einstein’s like, WTF?!?

TRE45ON and his Merry Band of Feckless Clowns celebrating their fecklessness.

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Fraulein Bondi should be charged with 38,000 counts of obstruction of justice. Period.

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TRE45ON and his Merry Band of Feckless Clowns cheered on by the Ministry of Truth.

George Orwell could not have been more accurate if he tried.
He is Nostradamus.

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