Just saw my second favorite movie of all time in IMAX for the first time (and in theaters for the 11th time). What an experience 🥹🏁 #speedracer

How I want to be greeted when I get home

Your little nub just gets cuter and cuter the smaller it gets

Had a taste for pasta after class today, but we’ve had spaghetti like the last five times we’ve made pasta, so on my way home from class I stopped by Costco for their tortellini, and also grabbed some Italian sausage links

I’d say come over and grab a bowl but we kinda pigged out and ate it all🤭🤤🤭🤤

stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in the rain . ALT: stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is standing in the rain .

Not jealous at all of how cute the two of you look

It’s a two sentence email. Why the fuck would I need AI to summarize it for me?

BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

Like…?

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As big as jnco jeans but knee length??????????

We have many human beverages at our human hotel, just ask our real human receptionist to serve you one unit of your favorite human beverage

If we’re looking for a renewable fuel to replace hydrocarbons for the purposes of instant refueling (vs the time it takes to recharge an EV), then hydrogen is that girl

We could also use it to replace natural gas to cook and heat homes.

Holy shit my boyfriend just got fired

The future is Chicago!

He learned from his dad (you) (complimentary)

“Yikes on bikes”? Stealing that…🤩

We started watching One Piece probably a month or so ago, and we raced through some of the earlier arcs but I’m gonna make this a thread of my thoughts so far

Here we go!

I MISS IT! It feels like they’re actually hanging on to their place in the competition by their press-ons! Nowadays the show is so overproduced, and then it almost feels like some of these girls sign up just so they can bank on the fact they’re now ru girls and therefore can charge bars more

Same for the ai generated “political cartoons” featuring Looney Toons-era characters that all say something along the lines of “veterans shouldn’t be homeless if there’s a felon who never served in the White House”

Aaa-and I cannot emphasize this enough-WOOOGA!

Very pretty cheeky iykwim😜

I’m all for moving away from a punitive criminal justice system towards a rehabilitative approach…. But I still think microwaving fish at work should be a capital offense, summary execution, full stop.

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

I’d really love to take an edible after work today and take the edge of the day off because the news as of late has been harshing the vibes majorly. Sadly I’ll need to pass a piss test in the near future so I’m giving up the devil’s lettuce for the foreseeable future. I’d rather not watch WW3 sober.

Christians: Jesus said feed the hungry, heal the sick, shelter the needy, clothe the naked

Some politician: okay, let’s do that. It’s cheaper than letting them die on the street. Also (and I can’t believe this comes second) it’s the right thing to do.

Those same Christians: ANTICHRIST! KILL HIM!

I miss getting my back and neck cracked by a chiropractor

I wonder if my insurance covers it…

Considering the connections to both the current pope and also the future president (JB Pritzker), Chicago should host the Nuremberg 2.0 trials

Genuinely one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. I will never stop recommending this film. 18 year old me had not known what it meant to experience CINEMA until seeing this work of art

It’s probably on par with Lost World

Too many sub plots, not enough dinosaurs, somehow electric vehicles from 2025 have been sitting fully charged on this island since the first movie, too many people you don’t get attached to or start to hate enough get killed…

It’s very much far from the worst

Those pecs be poppin, those shoulders be boulderin, that strap be gappin, those trapz be swallowing your whole neck…

I mean, uh… GOALZ!!!🤩