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Posts by Marshall Schurtz

I’m yelling at the TV. I am so angry I need to send Jeff a letter

4 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

I am not a casual and voted no rice and supplies so 🤷‍♂️

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Jesus then what was the point of the countdown to sign up

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

I tried signing up like 50 times and just decided I’ll never get it

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

so they had this big thing about a launch and then there's still more days?? sheesh

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

damn it looks ilke it crashed immediatly!

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Mesopotamian Archaeology Humor

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

So the new Spotify co-CEO names literally translate to:

North-stream
South-stream

Or you could view it as... Upstream & Downstream

Sounds like something out of a bad book

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Shouldn’t be lost on people that often it’s the military that stands up to dictators, when the dictatorial thugs are in the streets

Don’t think we are anywhere close to there but… history is history.

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

I think there’s actually a rule they can’t pay for any of the other players! Very broad but as a way around secret “we split it” deals

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Hahahah yes this is why you need the voice of the youth. It IS dumb and lame

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

That was supposed to be a purge take…

11 months ago 11 0 1 0
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If you’re wondering how doing my business taxes is going… well

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

There were technically 4 rounds of votes?? Seems like he got lucky for being dumb

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I'm still a believer in taxes, but...

Being on the business owner side, I get the anti-tax sentiment!

What do you mean I'm paying $412 in taxes to get $1000 in take home salary??

Obviously that's including both employee and employer taxes, but sheesh.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Been a godsend to get all the NFL news together!

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

It's very funny to me that I joined Bluesky because of all the academics and tech people but I use it 99% to just read about NFL news...

I left Twitter in 2020 and had been missing that sports "live tweeting" ever since

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Good! stay here don't go back to that cesspool

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Hm. My #Youtube demographics are... skewed.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Truly the midterms are the most important election.... ever.

If Dems win back house, there's checks. If they can win back Senate (hard but... who the hell knows what he will do between now and then), he *can't* try it. Oh, supreme court says it's ok, pass laws!

1 year ago 2 1 0 0

Completely infuriating that 99% Democrats are acting like we're still in an Aaron Sorkin drama

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

It’s crazy… I’m like, am I missing something? Are they so worried about DEI and migrants they can’t see how they’ll destroy the economy?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

It's horrifying but it's so dumb, it's kind of hard to understand. Is MAGA so brain-rotted they won't realize if they destroy the economy IMMEDIATELY, it won't affect him?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Stop federal budget spending? Ok, quick recession thanks

Deport 50% of all farm workers? Great, we can have can a famine just like Mao's

Put 25% tariffs on countries that make all our good? Inflation too, how perfect

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Well, all of the Trump actions in the FIRST WEEK are bad, and I get the 1930s Germany comparison.

But... can't imagine that Germany in the 30s so obviously just hurt the entire population, so quickly, for no good reason.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

1 year ago 45544 9760 1213 596

It doesn’t even make sense as “pro biz”… wouldn’t more cancer drugs make sense for Pharma companies to sell

Truly just “let’s hurt people”

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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The YouTube shorts algorithm... in one picture

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Good reason to stay inside. Bird go back to warm places don’t come here with your bird flu!!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

One thing I've learned in 1.5 years of #entrepreneurship is how exponential growth feels, when you're starting from 0...

All good to hear "wow in 6 years I built my biz to $1m by growing 2x every year" but that means year 1 was like $10k...

And that's ok! 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x...

1 year ago 0 0 0 0